Usher, Why You Mad, Son?

Between this and Vannessa Bryant cussing folks out repeatedly in the presence of her two children, I don't know what the hell is going on.

Love. Does that make them craaaaazy? Possibly.


Usher damn near lost his damn mind on yesterday's TRL talking about his new album Here I Stand. He then saw this as an opportunity to take up and take up hard for his wife Tameka. I know he got to be on top that night when he got home.

MeikiSquared is taking up a collection to buy Usher a cookie that he so desperately needs as congratulations for being asomewhat decent human being.

@ 2:18 mark:
Usher: I love my wife very,very much. A little rumor earlier this week about us separating, it ain't true, we in love **flashes ring on finger**. Get out of there!


Host: Well, in a few, fans are going to get a chance to, uh, ask Usher some...


Usher: Matter of fact, I'm tired of people continuing to talk so much trash about me, you know what I'm saying? Me and my relationship. My wife is not 40 years old. I love her to death and I'm a black strong man in America standing up for my people as a...as a man to my wife, to my son, to my family. I'm making a stand that a lot of us should make! I could've been like any other man who would have a child and ya know, live with that woman and continue to just play the game...

...but you know, differently, I'm trying to do it the right way. This is the way you should do it. Pay attention fellas.


Host: **visibly pissed and finally regaining control** That's it! And there's nothing left to say and a few fans are gonna to get the chance to ask Usher a couple of personal questions. Today we're showing you videos that made his...


Usher: OH, AND MY WIFE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME FIRING MY MOTHER OR NOTHING LIKE THAT!


Host: Wow...


Usher: THAT'S TRASH! THAT'S TRASH. I HEAR YA'LL TALKIN' CRAZY OUT THERE. SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN!


Usher: STOP! STOP TALKING! AND I LOVE HER!

STOP IT!


Host: Goodnight everybody!...


Usher: I'm not done! Can I say something else?

May 27, 2008
by 2008co2008

Um, okay. So much going on here. Usher started ranting on this tangent about gossips getting his wife Tameka's age wrong. Okay, so she ain't 40 years old. 42? He began defending his relationship against rumor mills and then started explaining how he's a stand-up black man and how he is an example for all men who knock up their chicks.

And then he started bringing up old ish from back in the days when FUBU was still in style. That's when he lost me.

Daaamn, Ursh, we know your new album sucks, but is this the best way to deflect from that fact?

Here you go Usher, for doing what you're supposed to do and for being an example to my future sons...

((slow clap))

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There Is No Hope For the Rest of Us!

Star Jones and Al Reynolds Split

but Not for THAT Reason...



[MSNBC]

Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits. The National Enquirer reports the legal diva sent Al his walking papers a month ago.

“They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”

The pair made one last public appearance at the Feb. 1 Baby Phat fashion show in New York City, but everything fell apart days later. That prompted Star to show Al the door ahead of schedule, the source said. “Al moved some of his things out of their Upper East Side apartment and returned to Miami, where he’d already been spending a lot of time recently.”

The Enquirer spoke to another insider who confirmed the breakup and revealed Star’s intention to make it permanent. “Star is planning to divorce Al.” As for reason behind the split, the source added, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

This is from the YT predecessor to Media Take Out.com, so you can take this with a big ass grain of salt...

Because if it doesn't bother Star that Al is "formerly gay", I doubt him being a mooch would make much of a difference.


But still, people are splitting up left and right. If I can stick with a man although he insisted on never being sock less in my presence, Star can stick with Al through this!





Speaking of socks, there's this really good movie called 30 Years to Life, starring Tracy Morgan, Erica Alexander, Melissa DeSousa, Allen Payne and many other established young black actors, as friends who are staring down at their 30th birthdays. It's hilarious, but the funniest part of the movie is when Melissa DeSousa's character, who lowers her standards and dates a chauvinist doctor who makes her massage his feet, discovers on the first night that he has a sixth toe! It's so funny watching her try not to vomit through the massage. So, maybe that was my dude's problem. A sixth toe. I wouldn't have mined. lemmestoplyingeeewwwww

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To Hell With Privacy

As a 5th degree black belt stalker, I must assert that we in the business do not condone this type of sneakery this product allows. Watching someone sleep or looking at them talk on their cell phone while their lips are read is more up the stalkist's alley.



A new gadget called the SIM Spy allows nosy mates of unsuspecting people to view the address book, last number dialed, current texts, deleted text messages and allows the ability to program the phone to make only allocated calls using their cell phone's SIM card.

[Jezebel]





If someone were to program a person's SIM card to only make certain calls, do they think that the owner of the phone won't notice?


Now, I do know why this type of gadget would appeal to certain people, but to me, it still isn't right. Maybe your relationship needs to be re-evaluated.

Whatever happened to asking someone about your suspicions? Yeah, it's a possibility that they may not be truthful in answering, but at least you won't be a sneaky ass. Maybe I'm wrong. Or not.

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Advice Hour

I know you've heard the story by now, but I have something to get off my chest...

For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that I'm jealous of Gary Coleman. I want to be in a committed, abusive relationship with someone that'll marry me out of pity.




Some pure gems from their interview with Inside Edition (LINK)

Price, who actually proposed to Coleman, tells INSIDE EDITION he surprised her with their wedding on her 22nd birthday.

So, she was 20 or so when they met? She's trying to get away from her family.

Price and Coleman tell INSIDE EDITION the honeymoon stage of their marriage has waned with Price describing the relationship as “off and on.” “We may go a week and not speak to each other, but that’s because you’re thinking and mulling things over,” says Coleman.

Price explains, saying, “Yeah, I’ve locked myself in a room and stayed there because I’m like, ‘You know what? I don’t even want to fight over this, its ridiculous.” Price admits on several occasions the fights have gone beyond yelling. “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes, I don’t like the violence, I really don’t…He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction…He’s got to damage something before his anger stops.”

Remember when he jumped on that woman for asking for his autograph?

Coleman explains to INSIDE EDITION why he threw a printer on the morning of his interview with the television show. “I threw the printer because my agent wanted to send me a fax, and it wouldn’t fax, and she (Price) was upset at me over something that I had done. And I just took that printer and said, ‘You know what, you just need to die.’”

According to Price, she has had to call the police on several occasions. “He actually got a disorderly conduct ticket one time because we had gotten into an argument, just a minor argument in Provo. The guy gave him a ticket and he freaked out and he was on six months probation…He had to go take an anger...(The article just stops.)

You know times are too damn hard when you've got to call the cops to keep Gary Coleman from kicking your ass.


I post this to ask:

What can I do? Give me tips! How can I have what they have??!! I can't do another Valentine's day alone (after this year...unless I find true love at Jiffy Lube this afternoon).

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