MeikiSquared: Flavor of Love?

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Would You Kindly Sat Your Ass Down?

So you mean the entire Flavor of Love series was an exercise in complete and utter bullshit from its inception?

I don't want to live anymore!

Flavor Flav proposes marriage to his child's mother.

Happy Endings Make Me So Glad!

I could give a damn that last night Flavor Flav chose Thing 2 over Black to serve as his woman for the next three to eight weeks at VH1 publicity events.

I'm celebratin' because the Flavor of Love monster is dead!

Flavor of Love 3 was the most uninteresting season of a reality show, yet. It ranks it ranks right there with BET's Blowing Up: Fatty Koo.

How long do you give this couple who probably aren't "together" anymore since the show started airing?

I may have missed this bit of information, but what is Thing 2's vice? Every Flavor of Love (and all reality TV participants for that matter) are in it for some sort of exposure, but I must have missed what Thing 2's special talent. If I find out that it's spokesmodeling, please tell my mama that I love her and that I have $18.72 accumulated in a mutual fund, because I'll be well on my way to go and see my Jesus.

The Hell?

I always remember Tuesday morning that Flavor of Love 3 ever existed. Ever since it became too difficult to listen to the Dental Mint Twins, I've just weaned myself off of the show.

Now I see that Seezinz is out while Flav has optioned to return one of the twins, Thing 2 back into the picture.

Remember these times, people. This must really be the final season of the Flavor of Love series. They are painfully extending it's shelf-life with all of this cast addition and multiplication.

What else went on on last night's episode?

What I'm really interested in is just what in the hell is this mess right here...

Chance of I Love New York Season 1

Real of I Love New York Season 1 looking like Charlie Wilson of the GAP Band

White Boy of I Love New York Season 1

Midget Mac of I Love New York Season 2

From VH1 Blog:

I Love Money is a new reality show coming this summer that pits cast members of Flavor of Love, Rock of Love and I Love New York against each other in the pursuit of a $250,000 grand prize. We’re officially revealing the cast each day.

Okay, I get it. It's the Real World/Road Rules Challenge for VH1 all-stars and an excuse for these folks to remain in the "entertainment" biz.

Damn you, VH1!

That being said, I hope they bring back Boo Boo Kelly from Flavor of Love 2. But, please, no water sports.

That Lucky, Lucky Girl

I so didn't watch Black Night on VH1, so please feel free to fill me in.

Flavor of Fools

Flavor of Love 2: Herpes Y'all Recap

It looks like kids with BB guns use Seezinz' forehead for target practice.

I didn't get to watch, but I can predict this: It was a loud, skankfest. And you can read about it here.

That being said, I thought I'd never have respect for women named Thing, Seezinz and Grayvee, but I think the hoe mold has been broken with these stupid, sorry excuses for people vying for the affections of the yuk mouth rapper du jour, Plies.

I've already expressed my complete and utter confusion when it comes to women's infatuation with that turd, but I do see that the Flavor of Love and "Bust It Baby" women have one thread in common.

Do you know what it is?

NSFW/NSFL

Don't go around renouncing your race after viewing these backwoods heffas at play.

Throw these hoes out.

Flavor of Love 3: Let Us Free

It's week two of Flavor of Love 3 and these women are inventing stuff to be mad about and they've figured out the insider tip that whoever acts an ass the largest gets the camera time.

Bootz from Flavor of Love 2 has taught them well.

**Please forgive this abbreviated recap, I missed the first ten minutes and was calling hogs just as the last clock was given.**

The women fighting for Flav's love had to pose as nurses and use their skills to "make him feel good". Skankiness ensues. It wasn't that interesting nor inventive, so I won't bore you with the exploits, but I will say that this group of women are not as charasmatic as the women from the previous seasons of Flavor of Love (and that's a DAMN shame).

My goodness, where are those damn twins, Thing 1 and Thing 2 from? Their accents are the worst! I don't know if their dental situations led to speech impediments along with their regional dialect makes up that bastardized sound, but they sound redonkulous and I can't stand to hear them speak for too long.

Three women win the nurse challenge and are treated to a skydiving jump much to the horror of Hotlanta who is afraid of heights and who waits until she is thousands of feet in the air on the plane before she creates her last will and testament; in a surprise move she wills her two boys to Flav and he semi-enthusiastically accepts. Flav's current children should be side-eying him for that among other things.

Actress and now motivational speaker Sheryl Lee Ralph, came to the house to speak to the losing contestants only to have her words of female wisdom fall on deaf ears because you know you can't be famous in the world of VH1/Myspace celebritydom if you're a good girl.

Question of the Morning:

If someone said their family member died and then proceeded to explain how they died like this...

"SHE DIED OF SARCADOSIS!

IT'S A SCAR THAT COVERS YOUR WHOLE CHEST TO WHERE YOU CAN'T
BREAVE!"

Would that make you shed a tear?

I'm sorry to have been LMAO at that, but that was so ridiculous how Shy explained her mother's condition.

Then again, would you expect anything less from this person?

Later on, the women are now acting an ass, creating arch enemies, being loud, drinking, etc. Check out a clip of the madness (although we've seen it before somewhere, somehow):

DEAD @ the Seezinz Klingon fo' head. They were wrong for adding that special effect...(tee hee), but dammit if they weren't right on!

Saint Lewis, Tik and El are eliminated. The three who stayed under the radar and didn't stir sh*t in this episode were the ones on the chopping block.

They should've done their homework. Bootz would not be pleased.

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Flavor of Grills

Of all the low self-esteem having women and their over the top enthusiasm to meet Grendel Flav in the premiere episode of Vh1's Flavor of Love 3, their jacked up dental situations reigned supreme. It was a gold, gaps and gum wonderland. The Dental Mint Twins stood out strongly among their competiton. I hope they chew them up and spit them out!

[There are no good pictures of the spectacular grills, so watch the videos below.]

And dammit if a lot of these women don't have young children of their own.
(Is there and 800 number to report this?)

[Did you hear the one girl when said that she was "A fresh of breath air..."?
Take me now!]

Thing 1 and Thing 2

I'm dying to know how old they claim to be. They look too old to be doing this, that's for damn sure. Here, they are speaking about their first encounter with Flav. (These nasty heffas said that a threesome with Flav is a possibility.)

Flav was definitely feeling himself cracking on the looks of some contestants.

He scoffed at the size of Peachee and Savanna.

I think she was high off the goofy juice.

She looked like she was there against her will (read: lost a serious bet).

Both women: eliminated.

He was cracking on the "mad" underbite of Shore-tee and called her "unsexy".

This girl was straight throwed off though, I thought she was on this show as a part of some sort of work-release program.

Apparently, she go the most internet votes and earned a slot on the show. Her current status - eliminated.

Flav also kicked off a girl because her college major is Criminal Justice. She needs to investigate herself as to why she brought her ass on this show in the first place.

Watch the ignorant moniker creation ceremony to watch the women further embarrass themselves.

Since we've met all the contestants of the latest and (I pray every night that it's true) final installment of Flavor of Love, I'd like to give out my first prediction:

The future recipient of The Bootz, My Hood Ass Swears 'Fo God That I'm Sexy And I'm Gonna Be Ignorant As Hell On This Show To Boost My Myspace Modeling Career, Parlay That Into An Appearance On Flavor Of Love Charm School And Eventually Get My Own Public Access Television Show Award will be:

Prancer, named after a magical reindeer.

In closing...

Wasn't this supposed to be the sophisticated edition of the series? Professional and mature women were supposed to be vying for the affections fo Flavor Flav this cycle. I knew that was a bunch of bull when they tried to pass it off the first time.