Since kid stuff is on my mind, you know what song we used to get in trouble with my dad for singing?
Mama's having a baby
Daddy's going crazy
Take a piece, take a plum
Take a piece of bubble gum
No piece, no plum
Take a piece of bubble gum
I like coffee
I like tea
I like the colored boy, he likes me
So step back white boy you don't shine
I'll take you 'round the corner and kick ya behind
Last night, the night before
I met my boyfriend at the candy store
He brought me ice cream
He brought me cake
He brought me home with a stomach ache
Mama, Mama, I feel sick
Call the doctor quick, quick, quick
Doctor, Doctor before I die
Close my eyes and I count to five
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
See that house on top of that hill
That's where me and my boyfriend live
Cook that chicken
Burn that rice
C'mon baby, let's shoot some dice!
Mama's having a baby
Daddy's going crazy
Take a piece, take a plum
Take a piece of bubble gum
No piece, no plum
Take a piece of bubble gum
I like coffee
I like tea
I like the colored boy, he likes me
So step back white boy you don't shine
I'll take you 'round the corner and kick ya behind
Last night, the night before
I met my boyfriend at the candy store
He brought me ice cream
He brought me cake
He brought me home with a stomach ache
Mama, Mama, I feel sick
Call the doctor quick, quick, quick
Doctor, Doctor before I die
Close my eyes and I count to five
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
See that house on top of that hill
That's where me and my boyfriend live
Cook that chicken
Burn that rice
C'mon baby, let's shoot some dice!
I think we were on drugs.
It was a song about love!
Me and my boyfriend were living and loving on top of that hill, baby!
Our asses would have really been in a sling if we ever did something like this:
Our asses would have really been in a sling if we ever did something like this:
(my friends send this to my box just to mess with me, I swear)
Now they mean well, but there should be songs out there that they could actually identify with.
Chile....
I wish we would be singing about catering to some dude...
The Corolla scene alone is worth sitting through the song...
Like someone pushed her and she fell...and can't get up.
Waxing the car with her pre-teen-ness....SMDH.
Somebody's little brother got thrown in the mix.
Not only are you catering to a dude, but a boy you've got at least 4 years on.
Why they got her to "play" Michelle from Destiny's Child? I do not know.
Little misguided babies.
Now they mean well, but there should be songs out there that they could actually identify with.
Chile....
I wish we would be singing about catering to some dude...
The Corolla scene alone is worth sitting through the song...
Like someone pushed her and she fell...and can't get up.
Waxing the car with her pre-teen-ness....SMDH.
Somebody's little brother got thrown in the mix.
Not only are you catering to a dude, but a boy you've got at least 4 years on.
Why they got her to "play" Michelle from Destiny's Child? I do not know.
Little misguided babies.
