Echo

Flavor of Grills

Of all the low self-esteem having women and their over the top enthusiasm to meet Grendel Flav in the premiere episode of Vh1's Flavor of Love 3, their jacked up dental situations reigned supreme. It was a gold, gaps and gum wonderland. The Dental Mint Twins stood out strongly among their competiton. I hope they chew them up and spit them out!

[There are no good pictures of the spectacular grills, so watch the videos below.]

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And dammit if a lot of these women don't have young children of their own.
(Is there and 800 number to report this?)


[Did you hear the one girl when said that she was "A fresh of breath air..."?
Take me now!]


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Thing 1 and Thing 2

I'm dying to know how old they claim to be. They look too old to be doing this, that's for damn sure. Here, they are speaking about their first encounter with Flav. (These nasty heffas said that a threesome with Flav is a possibility.)



Flav was definitely feeling himself cracking on the looks of some contestants.

He scoffed at the size of Peachee and Savanna.

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I think she was high off the goofy juice.



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She looked like she was there against her will (read: lost a serious bet).

Both women: eliminated.


He was cracking on the "mad" underbite of Shore-tee and called her "unsexy".

This girl was straight throwed off though, I thought she was on this show as a part of some sort of work-release program.

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Apparently, she go the most internet votes and earned a slot on the show. Her current status - eliminated.


Flav also kicked off a girl because her college major is Criminal Justice. She needs to investigate herself as to why she brought her ass on this show in the first place.


Watch the ignorant moniker creation ceremony to watch the women further embarrass themselves.




Since we've met all the contestants of the latest and (I pray every night that it's true) final installment of Flavor of Love, I'd like to give out my first prediction:

The future recipient of The Bootz, My Hood Ass Swears 'Fo God That I'm Sexy And I'm Gonna Be Ignorant As Hell On This Show To Boost My Myspace Modeling Career, Parlay That Into An Appearance On Flavor Of Love Charm School And Eventually Get My Own Public Access Television Show Award will be:

Prancer, named after a magical reindeer.
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In closing...

Wasn't this supposed to be the sophisticated edition of the series? Professional and mature women were supposed to be vying for the affections fo Flavor Flav this cycle. I knew that was a bunch of bull when they tried to pass it off the first time.

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