Super Fat Tuesday

It's Tuesday, February 5th.



So if you live in the following states...

Alabama
Alaska
American Samoa
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Idaho
Illinois
Kansas
Massachusetts
Minnesota
Missouri
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Dakota
Oklahoma
Tennessee
Utah
West Virginia
Democrats Abroad

Go vote and shit. You should already be on it.

I hope you weighed out all the issues and vote accordingly.

Oh, and tell Hillary's whining ass to shut up...


In the meantime, check out this ditty from this generation's fake ass Quincy Jones, Will.I.Am:



Personally, I think it's corn on the cob, but if it motivates folks, I'm all for it.
(I'm really mad they could only get Ashley Banks and that Pussycat chick to sing.)



$82.95, eh?



I could not, would not on a dare.

I could not, would not on welfare.

Fashion ain't your thing, Bey-I-Am.

You and your mama need to find a new scam.


Check out more of the latest looks in low self-esteem:





This is why voting is important!
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MMMMHMMMMMM, Sonja...



Brandy's Mother Sues the Kardashians

R&B singer Brandy Norwood's mother filed a lawsuit Monday R&B singer Brandy Norwood's mother filed a lawsuit Monday against Kim Kardashian accusing her of running up more than $120,000 credit card charges without Brandy's permission.

The suit, which also names Kardashian's siblings Khloe, Kourtney and Robert Jr., alleges they ran up the charges while Kim worked as Norwood's stylist in 2006 and 2007. It seeks the return of Norwood's money plus 10 percent interest.

Kim Kardashian denied the allegations, telling PEOPLE she and her siblings had Norwood's permission to make the purchases.

"We have her signature on all items," Kardashian says.

In the lawsuit, Norwood's mother, Sonja Norwood, who is also her manager, alleges Kim Kardashian had only been authorized in 2004 to make one purchase on Norwood's American Express card in Kim's then-capacity as a stylist. (Norwood's brother, Ray J, also appeared in the infamous sex tape with Kim).

But later, Kardashian, now starring in the E! reality show, Keeping up with the Kardashians, made unauthorized purchases and passed on Norwood's card number to her siblings, who also then made unauthorized purchases, including for items in two Kardashian family-owned clothing stores, Dash and Smooch, for a total of $120,636.
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That was your son Ray J, trying to show a ol' girly a good time on his sister's dime. You didn't think Kim got with him because he's so charming and talented, did you?



Walking Contradictions

The attendees at Kimora Lee Simmons' KLS fashion show are who I think of when I think of fashion and beauty.


Laurie Ann Gibson looks like death warmed over. You know she boom katted her foot in the back door to get into the building.



I remember when men found her attractive.



Jessica White (left) not only looks like Wong's Beauty Supply's president, but also a client. Could someone please fill me on her appeal?



Chinkeenyah cracked walnuts and uncorked champange bottles in order to earn her seat.


...And Jaslene let the kids swing on her protuberance. Who says Tyra's girls don't work??



Chrisette Michele doesn't fit this mold, but since this is one of the few times she isn't sweating profusely, I thought it deserved to be documented.


Trading secrets I bet.



QOTD:

Have you ever been in a relationship where your old boo and your new boo knew each other and got along? Is/Was it weird?



The Lord Kept A Tight 'Do And So Should You

The local business commercials that air in Atlanta are hilarious...especially when they don't try to be.

First, the Cristal from Flavor of Love cosmetics commercial made me laugh 'till I cried and recently, this ad from Mr. Leonardo Hair Care jolted me from a deep slumber and then I laughed until I regained unconsciousness.

http://www.mrleonardo.com

The Atlanta Praise gospel ensemble is saanging the praises of Mr. Leonardo's products while getting down on the flo' on the flo'. Between the extra extraness of the lead singer, the child conducting the choir like she has to go potty and the death stare of the little girl giving out the phone number....it'll be a while before I again fall asleep while watching BET.*


*I don't watch BET. It was actually TVOne, but not too many people know about that network.