Valentine's Day Means My Teeth Itch

Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite blogger and mine...

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10 Reasons Your Fabulous Self Might Be Single For Valentine's Day (But PROBABLY Not For Long...)

Listen to the master when she speaks!



Soiree Invitation


To formally beg a man OR woman to spend an evening with you...'cause some of ya'll need to give warning waaaay in advance.



38 Again...


I don't know who would be mean or unfunny enough to buy this card for someone. And I don't know who in the hell would get it for themselves, but hell...faking being 38 once again while sitting on a sofa with shopping bags must mean something to the artist, shyt she created it!



Outside...

Cinderella...


Good enough...


Inside...

Has Nothing On You...


Um...what in the blue hell does that mean?!! "Cinderella got her a prince, but that ain't got nothing on your mature lonely ass!"

You go girl, and buy another one of spinster self-esteem cards!

Mistletoe Means I Love You...

Okay. I thought it meant kiss, but whatever. It's fine with me.

Mistletoe Means I Dig You...

What in the hell?!! What would you think if someone gave you a card like this?

Her brain fart gives her crazy ass signals and come-on lines and she turns it into art. Bless her watercoloring heart.

To Male and Female Shut-Ins Everywhere...

Happy Valentine's Day!!!