Aw, Hell Naw

Other than death, the loss of a job or something else catastrophic, such as finding out that your husband of three years is gay, what are the things that happen that can just mess up your whole day?

Here are a few of mine:


Finding a foreign object in my food (especially hair).


Coming accross drivers who leave their damn blinkers on for 10 miles in a straight line.


When others use my stuff and don't EVER put it back the way they found it.
...Especially when they try to make it seem as if they never touched it in the first place.


Being in front of people who look in other's wallets for fun or to be nosy in the checkout line.
When I was younger and working at Circuit City, I was cashing my payroll check in the checkout line at Winn-Dixie. There must've been a problem because the cashier had to go to the customer service counter in order to complete the transaction. About four minutes passed and this lady standing behind me remarked, "Wow, did she have to go to Circuit City to cash that thing?" I was about to cut somebody that day. I gave her the "batch if you don't fall the hell back" look so fast. Her nosy ass must have been craning her neck really hard to be at the end of the conveyor belt and see my check and the company name on it.


Hinting ass folks...Hinting
I can't stand when people hint at what they want. You want me to fill in for you tomorrow? Just say it, dammit! I'll more than likely say no, but at least you're confident enough to ask. I'm allergic to figuring out just what in the hell people are beating around the bush for.