Party and Bullsh*t

As always, I bring you the beautiful people from across urban America.



The Easter bunny came early this year and she was pop, lock and droppin' it!




When you have to put your makeup with a stencil and a Crayola watercolor set, it's time to reassess the direction of your life.




Dude, you can't be thugging in a plunging neckline.




Their lacefront game needs upgrading. The queen would not be pleased.




Did he play Smokey on "The PJ's"?




When did yaki weave start coming in soft serve flavors?




This poor chile is going around hoping to be mistaken for the least talented hoe in the business.




This is why your mama tells you not to drink bleach...




...Or to play in her hair rollers.




You know that bang is hold back a big ass secret.




I'm mad she pulled out the crinkle iron for that ponytail and I'm really mad at that toothpaste stain on those shorts. 'Least her breath is fresh!




Wesley Snipes is making extra money on the side modeling bootleg 80's prom dresses?!



That sweater she's trying to play off as a dress is too small, but she's swimming in those church shoes. Go figure.



If she moisturized her hair a little bit more, it could've taken care of that ashy back for her.



Why is she rockin' styles from the Sandra Clark Collection™?




Damn. Just to make it through the night, chick had to cut vents in her shoe.