My Great (But Scary) New Life

Although some of you think that my news is a great big funny, I still need a bit of guidance to help get through this new phase of my life.


At only three weeks along, what should I expect with this new baby?

Should I start buying baby stuff now?

Bottle vs. Breast?

Should I move in with him? Should we go out on our third date?

What about names?

What if I'm having a girl?

Should I stop drinking?

How do I install a car seat?


I've only been a few hours positive and this seed is tripping me up already!

Since MeikiSquared is converting into a family and childcare blog, I need some help from some people who have some familiarity with the topic.



While you carefully consider the answer to my questions, here's a 30-second recap of last night's Flavor of Love.


Of course, we get to know the new women introduced to the house in last week's episode.

The old chicks should feel good because this go around, Flav didn't bother with the ebonically enhanced pseudonyms which is how he obviously shows his love to misguided women.



Um?





Stump of a neck, perhaps? Or maybe because her hair is dry like autumn leaves.




Flavor Flav if he suffers a stroke.




Sing 1 says she'll sell she sista down the sea for Slavor Slav.




Prancer gets the boot.

Good. I was kind of tired of her grown ass rolling around in heelys and I was more sick of looking at her bootleg Farrah Fawcett hair-do.

[VH1 Blog]