Now I Ain't Saying She's A Gold Digger

I have said often in the past that I loathe everything about the former video hoe that is Tracy McQuarn-Edmonds-Murphy-McQuarnedmonds.



I blame her for creating that pseudo-scholarly cesspool, BET's College Hill. (I was really excited to see a show about black college life and they showed up with that bootleg crap that looked like it was shot on a second-hand View-Master.)




With that being said, the heffa has a plan for survival and I need to get in on some of that action.




When Trace realized that she had no marketable skills of her own, she made sure that she would always be sponsored by a man. You hear about white women doing the same thing all the time, so I'm proud that she's the first successful black trophy chick.





She went from Babyface to Eddie Murphy to celebrity chef/reality show whore Rocco DiSpirito (I mean, she really doesn't care) without any breathing room in between and all I'm saying is...



What do I got to do to be down like Tracey E?

For real. I need tips, charts, graphs, figures and blueprints. Help a sista out!