BET Awards 2008: Yawnerefferic!

Where do I start?

First of all, I'd like to give a hearty EFF YOU to the Comcast corporation for causing me to miss the first twenty minutes and some change of the show because of their faulty equipment.



Surprising, the 2008 BET Awards weren't as fuckery laden as it's previous efforts, but trust, your people did not disappoint.


I was giving the Nelly stare to this whole production all night.









Usher's desperate self opened the show and performed to remind us that before Chris Brown came along he was the nasally singer who got on our damn nerves first.






Try too hard much?






Cuba Gooding, Jr., Morris Chestnut and Nia Long got back together for a Boyz N the Hood rememberance type thing...who knows?








Ne-Yo got high up in the air in a nut cutter/church shoes wardrobe combo.










Keyshia Cole was looking confused and out of place as ever. She just tries so hard...




Lil Kim...no comment.






Alicia Keys in her Cleopatra wig overdoing it once again. I don't know about this girl anymore. She's been treading in the corn(y) fields lately.










Alicia Keys was joined onstage by a piss poor pitiful looking SWV.











I didn't know what in the hell Jennifer Hudson and Terence howard were talking about.










Why do they let P. Diddy talk?








Alicia was thinking hard about where those lips have been.








Chris Brown performed. This boy is quickly wearing out his welcome.

They threw Ciara in there to meet their ass popping quota.








Ciara's not tired of airing her crotch out on national television yet?






And right after the simulated sex performance of Chris Brown and Ciara?

Random gospel segment!


Mary May and Marvin Sapp. I wonder if they sat throughout the whole show.






Boogawolf-Pain performed his singing into a fan trick.








Nelly, Jermaine Dupri and Fergie were rapping about some damn shoes getting stepped on. Nelly, check your age and call me in the morning, kay?












Rihanna performed and took all of us back to CHUCH!








Soul singer Al Green was honored and Jill Scott sang one of his famous tunes. Why? Hellifiknow.






Anthony Hamilton sang a diddy and **gasp** my ex-husband came along and shocked me right out of a dry seat.





Maxwell did the damn thing!






Al Green came onstage to show the younguns how to flamenco dance (j/k).







Lyte skin devil Debra Leeevil came out sans much needed bra to honor Quincy Delight Jones, Jr.







Lil Wayne won some awards and managed to have the whole 9th ward to join him onstage and he also closed the show.






It was funny how almost everyone knew the words of the Al Green songs and sang along and the audience did the same for Lil Wayne's songs when he performed.

New Orleans we did it!