Party and Bullsh*t

From the 'Check that ish out with a big ass mirror before you show it off files'...



It's not what you think. That's actually a tattoo of an oil spill.


See?





And she got her cousin to get a matching tatt.







And sucking it in is doing what exactly?




Are they giving these shits away?


























Cross-eyedness can be sexy...




But sucking on turkey pops ain't.




The poor man died helping her with that bra.




Either braid it or make that ish into a wig.





You're going to hell if you spot the cock-eyed person in this pic.




They must be on a hoe work release program or something. They gon' make it one day.




Not feeling the FUPA flashing freakum dress.




I was gonna say something about this person, but she looks all types of 'flicted, so Imma keep quiet and not go to hell.
















BONUS:

She looks like she made an honest effort that night, so I'm gonna just leave this here and let you do the work for me...