Hoe Sit Down

Celebrities and "celebrities" are taking themselves much too much seriously these days. The following are the largest offenders:




Jennifer Lopez, new member of that oh-so-trendy and elite twinset pregnancy club, is continuing her fashionable legacy by deciding never to dress her mini-Marc Anthony's in the same designer outfit twice. [The Mirror]





"At this point, it's starting to hurt me more than helpme because my family is sort of known as the new age Huxtables. We're the clean-cutgirls. But I got married at 17, had a kid at 17. Ever since I was younger, I alwaysconsidered myself to be into more artistic things than [Beyoncé]. People just hear the[Knowles] name and they just put a stamp on it automatically."

-Solange "Am I effing kidding" Knowles on being in sister Beyonce's shadow



Should I even go there with the millions of things that are wrong with this statement?







Recently, photos surfaced on the Net that depicted what appeared to be rapper Rick Ross wearing a correctional officer's uniform. Now the Miami-based artist is speaking out against what he claims is the work of industry haters.

"My life is 100% real. These online hackers putting a picture of my face when I was a teenager in high school on other peoples' body.," Ross said in a statement to AllHipHop. "If this s**t was real don't you think they would have more specifics, like dates and everything?”

Born William Roberts, Rick is known for hard-hitting street rhymes that seem to contradict a past involvement with law enforcement. The artist is sure the photo is the product of jealousy.

“I'm in the entertainment business and a lot of people who like to hate because I'm on top of my game,” he said. “Like I said before my life is 100% real. I live by this die by this. Fake pictures are created by the fake, meant to entertain the fake." [LiveSteez]





Wait. This pic of Rick Ross is from high school?!? What kind of rough ass school did he go to? He must've got mistaken for the maintenance man all the time.








"Once you become a personality on television you become the target of haters and I am no different, the release of the tape was done by a hater, stolen by a hater and is just another blatant case of b***chassness.”

-Former Flavor of Love contestant Buckeey on the "unauthorized" release of her sex tape.



I want to meet the people that are hating on anyone involved in fighting for Flavor Flav. Seriously, because their asses need an intervention.



Please add on to this week's list of hoes that need to sit down.