The lovely folks over at Beyonceitis gave their take on the L'Oreal/Beyonce lite-ning scandal and confirmed what I always knew and what Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter has been telling us all along:
Limited-Edition African Safari Beyonce
Plus
Kelly Knowland pretending not to care...
Means...
Matty be the pappy!
It's a damn shame, you know they didn't let Kelly eat at the dinner table with the family. I bet you anything that Tina didn't use the same comb, Blue Magic and hair brush. The whole thing about Kelly trying to buy friends at the bar (with money you KNOW she can't afford to waste) makes sense now. Damn, stop being pathetic, girl!
Meanwhile, Solange is cussing out the industry, dressing erratically and dancing on stage with strangers all in the name of attention whoring and still no one could give a millimeter of a damn. Damn, stop trying to be different, girl!
Echo
It's A Family Affair, Alright.
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