I freaking hate those damn Free Credit Report.com commercials.
I would seriously jump the lead singer and knock him upside the head with my Rent-A-Center pumps if I ever ran into him on the street.
And it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hadn't been playing these commercials constantly for three years straight. All it reminds me of is being denied a line of credit at the Dollar Tree. I'm trying to move on, but these three white boys won't let me forget.
And this one right here...
...is nothing but a troublemaker and is nothing but a means to destroy relationships.
My future husband may have it put in his mind to check up on my viability before we make it official and put it on paper and totally derail my plans to live off his good name. I know I'm not the only one finding something un-right about all of this.
It Just Ain't Right
Not So Hidden Racism?
**putting on my Malcom X specs and my thinking stance because I smell a conspiracy**
The ass crack assault arrests are catching like wildfire all over the place and they are just getting started.
Many cities across the U.S. are passing laws against sagging pants where the punishment spans from paying a fine to a few months to a year in jail. (If you're locked up for that shyt, how do you explain that to anyone?) I don't know how I feel about this, but I'm damn glad to know that there is no other crimes going on in Flint Methtown, Michigan that needs more attention.
I however, do have a problem with the illustration used in the Detroit Free Press which shows what this law is really about:
[Detroit Free Press]
Notice the...
1. Bald Tupac-esque head
2. Ample booty
of the drawing. You know who they made this law against and who will only suffer at the hands of it.
And how does the media show that this law isn't against the black man is his ass showing pursuits?
They show blacks celebrating in the streets at the arrest of a sagging bottom boy.
Hell, if cities are gonna go after people for indecent exposure, go all the damn way:
How about:
People that show exposed thongs?
People who wear shorts to show their ass cheeks?
Plumbers?
People with muffin tops?
Men wearing nut cutters?
All of this offends me and my delicate sensibilities, so my government needs to get on that, but they won't. Why?
BECAUSE IT'S A CONSPIRACY
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