Alright, time for a random ass random post...you know, just know you can know where I am. Jump in if you'd like...
1. If it weren't for my YouTube friend in my head, I wouldn't have even bothered with it, but Rih Rih's new album is the shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
2. Damn this story ain't going nowhere. Tiger got his ass kicked by a Viking. He's gonna start going by his negro name and pull a reverse Lionel Richie and get him a sista.
3. Would you let a dude in skinny jeans holler?
4. The event formerly known as the "Meet 'N Greet" will happen somewhere 'round South Beach -- so start stretching out those booty shorts.
5. WHODATSAYTHEYGONBEATDEMSAINTS!
6. Saw Kandi Buruss at Kroger midnight shopping the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. It sho as hell beat seeing Bobbay Valentino in Sally Beauty Supply.
7. While on the elevator the last morning of my cruise, a woman saw me and said that she had me on tape doing some thangs from the previous night at a pool party. I thought she was just messing with me or getting me confused with someone until she described everything I wore that night the T while my sister fell out laughing. I didn't look up until I got home that night.
8. 10 year HS reunions? Worth bothering for?
9. Anybody else watch The Monique Show? Once you get past the hollering, it's not bad at all.
10. Anybody who bothers putting up with me are angels in my book. I love all of y'all.
Brought To You By The Letter R
Random For the Moment...
**I didn't acknowledge Kanye's birthday because he makes me sick. If someone told me a year ago that I would be feeling like this, I would've scratched their eyes out and cursed their name. I may be addicted to rageahol.
**I follow Sisqo on Twitter, but I'm soooo scared to Tweet him anything. Every time I'm tempted, I lose the nerve. What do you say to SISQO™??!! What do you say to a Martin Luther King? To a legend??
**F***ing recession.
**I brought a cool ass treadmill in March. Ask me how many miles are on it.
**These deluded bitches on Bridezillas. The broad on next week's show is 250 lbs. so she's only having women 300 lbs. plus in her wedding party so she'll look thin by comparison. **walks away...**
**Really not into Twitter. Maybe if someone would take the time to explain it.
**I'm really sick of sulking women my age who want to throw in the towel because they aren't married with a bushel of kids already. Kindly STFU and get out of my face please.
**Damn I want a man with a British accent.
**I haven't been on Facebook since late '07. I like to get the emails of the people who have friended me, though. A girl back from high school friended me last week and I sure as hell don't know why. My last memory of her was when I was about to fight her and her mama at the corner store.
You Don't Want None...
...SETlita Ebanks
So back the hell off of Kanye!
What she really wants to do is abduct him and take him back to her planet to make beats.
I don't want to have to phone home on her ass.
When she takes off all that makeup you know this is really what she looks like:
Tell me I'm lying!
I don't know if I've ever told you this, but I love you. Seriously. I love each and every one of your quirky asses. I don't blog for the masses, I blog for you.
If I am ever caught slipping again, I give you permission to call me out...but watch yourselves.
I suggest that we change Hater Fridays to F*ckery Fridays to keep the end of the week on an upbeat and slightly more ignorant note.
From now on all Mondays shall be known as Hater Mondays so we can take the most hated day of all spread the hate throughout the work week. That makes sense, right?
If you agree with me, let the first F*ckery Friday begin!
First of all, my people are doing too much. My inbox is flooding with f*ckery galore. I'm gonna need for the ignorant as hell wing of the black race to stop sending their 4 year-olds to the prom before their hairlines mature and using K-Mart clearance sateen sheets to make formal wear for just a little while. (I haven't gotten to post all of these yet, but it's coming!)
Balling In A Geo Metro
Ladies, don't ignore and make fun of the man who wants your number and is riding in a Geo Metro. The cars have been out of production for ten years, but the spike in gas prices have driven up the value of these vehicles because they get 44 miles per gallon! Some Metro owners comment that they spend around $35 on gas a month! So if you want to be assured that a man will be able to afford to wine and dine you, make sure he's changing lanes in one of these bad boys!
Um, Er, Uh?
A mess of randomness from this weekend.
Fugly, Faded and Financially Strapped Is Not Interchangeable with Fierce
TYRA!'s first annual Fiercee-WTF-Is-Up-With-the-Extra-"E"-And-We're-Doing-Nothing-For-The-Stupid-Model-Stereotype-Awards.
The LaToya Jackson baby powder look must be fiercee.
Jade leaned over a bucket of mop water and BAM! highlights.
Iron jaw Keenyah. I still can't stand her.
Do you remember when Camille and that 1000-tooth dude from College Hill were shopping around for a reality show about their nobody lives? Even BET turned that sh*t down.
Poor Toccara will forever have "BET's Take the Cake" attached to her introductions.
Oh, This Is Why They Love Them Some 'Zel
Ain't nothing like a man who looks like he'll gut you out with a butter knife to make you all hot and bothered.
Braxton P. Hartnabrig as Barack Obama
Fashion Enhancement or Cruel Joke?
Booty Pop Panties
Help me out, because I don't get it. Booty Pop Panties are for a girl to fill out her clothes and attract men only to crush the guy when she disrobes?
Where's the Black Love?
I was perusing the Blackfolks journal and I came across this post which brought me to this excerpt from Stuff Educated Black People Like blog:
[When referring to social networking sites] Let’s not even talk about Blackplanet. These days, only those incarcerated individuals in correctional institutions with internet access are on this “networking”/”hook-up” site. However, it was one of the original sites targeted toward African Americans.
Who is still doing BlackPlanet? I became aware of it around 2000 and I could never get into it. After the one guy sent me 4 big ass 8X10 Olan Mills shots with balloon backgrounds of himself on my guestbook, I was too through. If BP didn't purge their old layout...I would sooo post them.
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