It was nice to see this pic because I had always figured that Tina Knowles was born with that fart smell look she always has on her face and that Matthew Knowles always had that tie-your-ass-to-a-railroad look in his cock eye.
Pic jacked from The Life Files
Tina Beyince and Matthew Knowles back in their courting days when Tina appeared weekly on Soul Train as it's first saved and sanctified dancer, Virginya Mary LeÉtouffée.
Black (with Creole rising) love, ain't it grand?
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I Wanna Love Like That
Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter Is Not Pleased
Although she's been put on the back burner and shunned her whole life to make room for her her mother, singer Beyonce's career, Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter was a relatively jovial and happy young lady. Ms. Knowles-Carter thought when her parents had taken her off of bastard status by getting married last month that they would finally move her out of the bungalow behind the Deron manufacturing plant and into the big house so that they could finally be a family out in the open.
It's been almost a month since the Beyonce and Jay-Z have been married and they still haven't bothered to check in and see about their daughter or even send her a piece of the bedazzled butterscotch wedding cake Grandma Tina designed. Now, Beyshawn Deron Knowles-Carter is highly pissed that someone else will be getting the spotlight she rightfully deserves.
Beyonce Is Highly Pregnant
[Hollyscoop]
Looks like the celebrity baby boom that started last year is far from over. Move over Angelina and Ashlee because Beyonce Knowles is going to be adding her name onto the celebrity mommy list.
Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding." The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.
Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives--they still haven't even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce's strong Christian beliefs. [I'm gonna develop an astigmatism from all the side-eying I'm doing.]
Please pray that Sister Beyshawn doesn't try to go against the Creolicity powers that be and end up being worse off than her aunt Kelly Knowland. (If that's even possible.)
Do You Want A Worthless Job?
Solange, court jester of the Knowles Dynasty is creating a new members for her band, Hadley Street Dreams Band.
Solange Knowles is following big sister Beyonce's lead and recruiting a band of unknowns to join her on tour. Beyonce held auditions for a dance troupe to appear in her videos and perform live with her and now Solange is hoping to form her own band the same way.
She will be holding auditions for her Hadley Street Dreams Band in her adopted home of Los Angeles on March 6.
And she's hoping that her new recruits will be able to double up as dancers too.
A spokesman for Knowles says, "The Hadley Street Dreams, a '60s-inspired full band, will perform all live shows with Solange in support of her upcoming album, to be released this August."
Knowles' requirements include two female backing singers, a drummer, guitar player, bass player and two pianists.
Musicians who cannot make it to the March audition are invited to submit a try-out video to Knowles' website.
[Source]
Let me translate a few things:
"'60s-inspired full band"
The clothing allowance for the band will come from the storage closet of clothes Matthew and Tina Knowles wore during their swinging days in the '60's.
"Musicians who cannot make it to the March audition are invited to submit a try-out video to Knowles' website."
Send her a friend request on Myspace. (They ain't paying for a site for that child.)
Good luck trying to get paid!
With the industry power of the Knowles' World Music Entertainment label, this is an artist's rendering of what Solange's assembled band, Hadley Street Dreams Band will look like:
Once again, this is a MeikiSquared exclusive listing of Solange's album debuting August 2008 with her new band, Hadley Street Dreams Band.
Exclusive Tracklist from Solange's Sophomore Album: Don't Get Me Confused With Kelly
1. Split Your Wig
2. Shankin' For Dollaz feat. Baby D Juelz
3. Just Give It Up (House of Dereon Theme)
4. I've Been Meaning To Tell You Bedazzling Is Played Out (For Mama)
5. I Could Write A Book On You In A Minute (Don't Cross Me, Sis) (Irreplaceable Joint)
6. Never Good Enough (For A Nose Job Too)
7. Just 'Cause You Make Gumbo Don't Make You Creole
8. No More Stitching (Wig Crypt Anthem)
9. Why Y'all Make Kelly Eat Outside?
10. Why Wasn't I In the Damn AmEx Commercial? (Interlude)
11. There Is Such A Thing As School! (Why Yall Lied To Beyonce?)
12. Secrets, Lies and Alibi's (I Know Where Ya'll Hid My Ex Husband)
13. Yes, My Baby's Eyes Are Blue (And not 'cause of yo' voodoo!)
14. My Card's Been Declined feat. Kelly Rowland
15. Watch Your Step (Cause I Know Your Real Age)
16. My Baby Is Not Your Child
17. You Mean I Got To Pay You To Be On My Album?!
18. I Saw Daddy Kissing Kelly's Mom (Holiday Theme)
19. You Can't Afford My '91 Accord (Hatchback Remix)
Bonus Track: Virgins In The Eyes of the Lawd feat. Beyonce
Meanwhile, Kelly Rowland is further on the decline by continuing to agree to be on magazine covers although they NEVER turn out right.
Kelly Rowland posing for playboy,and getting low balled in the process.
Read here...
Kelly must not remember the Modern Bride magazine fiasco that led her fiance to go running for the hills.
Immediately (I mean immediately) after becoming engaged to Roy Williams in 2005, Kelly agreed to be on the cover of Modern Bride Magazine's next issue.
The issue was released, Roy go bye bye.
In August 2007, Kelly appeared on King Magazine's 'Wet Issue' decked out in baby oil and fish grease mixed with water.
But I will say that the Playboy spread will give her a good venue to show off her two new purchases.
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Go 'head on, Kells! You'll figure it out one of these days! Read More......
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