Cheating Lizard

If you're in your pajamas, night clothes, what have you and you leave your room to do something, do you put on a robe to do it? They do it every. single. time. on television. I feel like a freak because I don't.

I got my hands on a rare brand new, used, mint condition, slightly on the fritz Super Nintendo gaming console. All of my free time will be spent with my first boyfriend, Mario.

I really hate Wal-Mart and everything it stands for. Why can't I keep my arse up outta there?