2008 Democratic Primary Updates

Hillary Clinton has inspired me! I'm changing my support from Barack Obama.

All I have to do is marry a professional man, put up with his shit for x amount of years and eventually tack his credentials onto mine.

I really hope that I marry a urologist because I really aspire to inspect men's packages without all of that book learnin'.





Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton held a Democractic primary debate on MSNBC Tuesday evening. The debate was moderated by Meet the Press' Tim Russert.



"Bitch, I'll cut you."


Are the Rebublican primary candidates Senator John McCain and Arkansas governor Mike Hucklebee even bothering with debating?

Does anyone even care?


What do you think about the debate? Were your opinions on the candidates expanded? Which candidate emerged victorious from the debate in your opinion?



Watch Hillary Clinton answer whether she'll release another record she's hiding from the public and Barack Obama answer whether or not he'll reject the support of Louis Farrakhan and other debate videos here.

Read about it here.


I would like to explain the relationship I have with political debates...

I didn't watch last night's debate nor any preceding debate because by doing so I will either:

a. Yell at the screen throughout the broadcast at the person I'm against or when my candidate makes a mistake.

b. Writhe on the floor in front of the television in the fetal position.

So I apologize in advance for not having a personal opinion for any past or future political debates that may take place.



In other politiks:

Senator Hillary Clinton's 2008 Election exit song.

Clinton courting the vote of the pathetic crowd.


Clinton supporters are a shank above the rest.

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride: The tragic existence that is a black Republican.



This photo is just for INR.