Greased Lightning

For all of her out-of-place looking Remy hair, brand new boob job hiding and the international lonely spokesperson engagements, I still can't help but to wonder what is the combination of products Kelly Rowland uses to keep her legs so greasy glamorous all.the.time.

You know she got caught on stage looking ashy and defeated way back in 1998 and has been overcompensating for it ever since.



Kelly Rowland in London Wednesday

I've been thinking about it for a while and I think I'm making some headway. This is what I've come up with so far:


Care Free Curl Gold. Don't come near her with the regular kind!




The Backne oil of 72 Proactiv virgins.




Fresh, fresh fish grease. Preferably tilapia.