Your Orgasm Is Standing By...

If your intimate relationship has come down to this, maybe you both should try to explore other options separate from one another.

I'm just saying...



Pipedream Products claims that one never has to "fumble in the dark when looking for the pleasure zone..." with their Oral Sex Light, but I have to wonder... just what in the hell is a man so preoccupied with that he needs guide lights?



The guy looks as if he's asking her cooch if it's happy with its long distance service.

And wouldn't that light extension be poking the hell out of her?



I don't think I would be comfortable with this product in use around me... All I'd be thinking about is Bobbay Brown (and NO ONE wants that).

Bobby Brown



BUT the Oral Sex Light also is directed towards the woman who needs a little guiding light. I can understand that, though. There aren't too many things worse than getting a ball to the eye.

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