They (whomever they may be), are trying to make your sons look like bonafide morons.
First the white tee/nightgown combination and now this:
Booty hugging, thigh breathhable jean by Soulful Commandoe
I don't know if this just as bad or worse than a business card my brother brought back from the barber shop advertising for something called the Double-Stack Jean...
The Double Stack-Jean by my old and out-of-touch neighborhood hustle man, Umar S. Ali, "The Fashion Magician". Bless his heart. http://myspace.com/usadoublestack
This is just to serve as a warning. If anyone hasn't already beaten you to it, when you see anyone, anywhere wearing a pair of these, please kick their asses accordingly. That should be easy because they won't be able to run too far.