Party and Bullsh*t

As always, I bring you the beautiful people from New York City, Atlanta and Houston whether you want it or not.



She just gotta show off that she took a shower that day.




Men, how is that lezzie fantasy looking to you now?





The Upper Room Episcopal usher board secret is out.




I didn't know the U.S. was taking in refugees from African clubs.




At least try to fool somebody with that tail attached to your head.




I used to wonder why folks wore sunglasses in the dark ass club...
(Boy shorts, really?)


Is dude with the big hips and the school sweater taking a chunk out of ol' girl's ass?


Now, it makes sense.





Though shades make more sense than reading glasses.




If you don't go sat down somewhere with that 7th grade school dance pose...



This is why you don't buy your clothing from the same place you buy that hair...




And because this "outfit" is free with the purchase of a hair relaxer/pregnancy test at participating Wong Beauty Outlets.




This is a gunt that's going places.




$50 to the first person to let me know just where in the hell is that hair attached.




Okay, I'm pretty sure that's a slip...



...And that's a bathing suit...



And that she's has her own wing in the mental health clinic.




Why are her eyebrows on different hemispheres?




Why? Just Why?




Why are her shoes turned on a 90 degree angle?




Rainbow Brite needs to reglulate on this chick for real.



Income Tax Refund Dollars At Work












I didn't know pleather couches had other uses.




Pulling her draws up over those things would've made a better halter.






Could you imagine all of the Life Savers, buttons, lint, sewing thread, cornbread crumbs, bicentennial quarters, Cheez-Its, spare rat tail combs, lost cubic zirconia studs, Aleve capsules and loose house keys that are lost forever under them thangs?