Reason #52432 Why I Don't Club

I'm supposed to emulate this chick if I want any attention.









Domestic violence eye look #8b is kinda cute though...




Okay, chick on the left. You see the head on her head is black, right? Why is random hair resting on her shoulder?




The jailbait starter kit is too low-end for me anyway.



When your skills say "F*ck it!" in the makeup department, pull out the tittays.









Damn, I'll need special tools to get my baby hair to lay down like that.



I ain't got time to cut out tittay shelves in my tees, fashion my black lacqured weave into the Gone With the Wind style and find a random ass baseball cap to wear with my equally tragic looking twin.




And I sure don't have time to dip the front of my head in bleachy mop water and emulate the colors of rainbow sherbet on my eyes. I ain't that talented!




I can't have dudes wanting to lick my face (not right away, anyway).




The f*kkkk? Negroes like this.... I'd kick her ass if I saw her on the street. Last time I checked, white Eddie Murphy wasn't hot in the streets.





You know what? I'm gonna just keep my ass at the crib.


**I had to get this out the way. Don't worry, Party and Bullsh*t coming later today.**