Party and Bullsh*t

As always, I bring you the beautiful people from New York City, Atlanta and Houston. You can be a better person if you follow their examples.

Special Shout Out to Sunshine and the good folks at Infinite Energy in Gainesville, Florida!



She's serving up a full continental breakfast: a pancake ass and waffle thighs.




With those teeth, one false move and she's gonna stab herself in the chin.




I don't know about you, but that Martin Luther King swag gets me hot everytime.




Your Spanx is showing.

I've heard of high beams, but chick's got flood lights.




They're turning around and showing all the boys their dome, dome, dome, dome, domes.




I don't wanna say that the girl's shoe vents look like they've been busted out and that the heels look like the top of a mustard bottle. I don't wanna say that at all.




That deodorant stain on her top is the ONLY thing wrong with her look. The only thing.




17 my ass.




Gel fixes everything. She looks flawless now.





I hope she uses that money to get herself cut out of that sausage skin.




Times are truly hard. When your clothes get too small and you can't buy new, make tittay screens...



...Or you just rock that sh*t anyway.



Being the pacifist that I am, I have NO words for this:



Except...

Why is that pot roast strapped to her thigh being smuggled into the club?