Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter Is Not Pleased

Although she's been put on the back burner and shunned her whole life to make room for her her mother, singer Beyonce's career, Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter was a relatively jovial and happy young lady. Ms. Knowles-Carter thought when her parents had taken her off of bastard status by getting married last month that they would finally move her out of the bungalow behind the Deron manufacturing plant and into the big house so that they could finally be a family out in the open.

It's been almost a month since the Beyonce and Jay-Z have been married and they still haven't bothered to check in and see about their daughter or even send her a piece of the bedazzled butterscotch wedding cake Grandma Tina designed. Now, Beyshawn Deron Knowles-Carter is highly pissed that someone else will be getting the spotlight she rightfully deserves.



Beyonce Is Highly Pregnant

[Hollyscoop]



Looks like the celebrity baby boom that started last year is far from over. Move over Angelina and Ashlee because Beyonce Knowles is going to be adding her name onto the celebrity mommy list.

Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding." The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.

Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives--they still haven't even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce's strong Christian beliefs. [I'm gonna develop an astigmatism from all the side-eying I'm doing.]


Please pray that Sister Beyshawn doesn't try to go against the Creolicity powers that be and end up being worse off than her aunt Kelly Knowland. (If that's even possible.)