Steady Breaking Me On Down

No Fair!





[Mariah Carey Marries Nick Cannon, Whateva, Whateva...]




Mariah Carey is now onto having her second public breakdown during her career and frankly I'm pissed.

All of this is happening before Beyonce has her first (and no, her foray down the stairs doesn't count).

I could give a damn that Mimi is married to a stalk of corn and they're gonna make tacky dressing, corny babies. I just want what's rightfully ours and what I have patiently been waiting for....The grand puba of Knowles-grade mental fits.

I was ready for it to happen in March when I thought Beyonce was gonna blow when Al Copeland, the founder of Popeye's Chicken died a few weeks ago, but sadly, she kept her cool when she realized her laminated lifetime free chicken card would still be valid.

Damn! What is it gonna take, people?! How long must we wait for the real B-Day?

Help me.