There Will Be Plenty Of Hairbraiders Where You're Going

Mr. Big is in prison.

Nino Brown got sent up the river.





For some reason, R. Kelly, who probably has the best legal team next to O.J. and T.I. (man, you've got to have initials to beat the charges) has managed to dodge a trial for ten years and some change. Finally, those fine folks in Chicago have finally brought a damn calendar:


R. Kelly's Pornography Trial Set To Begin In Chicago

CHICAGO — It seemed for a while as if R. Kelly's day in court might never come. But after six years of repeated delays, jury selection is set to begin Friday in the Grammy-winning R&B singer's trial on child pornography charges, prompted by a videotape allegedly showing Kelly having sex with a girl as young as 13.

Prosecutors, though, will have a unique challenge: The alleged victim, now 23, says it wasn't her. And Kelly's attorneys — including Ed Genson, who often represents the rich and famous — haven't admitted it's Kelly in the video.

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Do you think R-uh is going to beat the charges?

Will R-uh sit still between some dude's lap to get his hair braided each week?