Party and Bullsh*t

Sometimes, I don't think it's right how week after week we post and make fun of how some people choose to display themselves in nightclubs. This week, I'm gonna switch things up and instead post only nice observations about the beautiful people of New York City, Atlanta and Houston.




The sweat puddles below her tittays plus the equator of her belly makes a nice smiley face.




She doesn't have to comb her hair or tone down her clown-like features because her shoes are nice.




That's a very talented poodle that can turn her collar into a freakum dress.




She can hunch those things up every night and make a homemade titty posturepedic.




I'm jealous of the ass this bearilla.




His balls do get wet whenever he pees, but drying them off provides a good workout.




She paid off her car note with those 5 Dollar Foot Longs.




She has great potential being an actress by phone.




This proves that strippers rub their tittays in men's faces to better their lives.




When she lifts those things for their weekly cleaning, she always finds at least $3.00 in change.




She was the real-life inspiration for the book, "Goodnight Moon".