Hey, what's up?
Seriously folks, we need to watch out for our husbands, sons and brothers now because the shit has been stirred and is about to be poured slowly into the fan.
It's kind of weird that the McCain campaign is drowning in the polls and story is sent down from loser gods.
MOVE OVER JOE THE PLUMBER, HERE COMES ASHLEY THE ATTACKED!!!
Pittsburgh Police are investigating a report by a campaign volunteer for John McCain that she was mugged and the letter B was cut into her face following a robbery in Bloomfield last night.
Police say that Ashley Todd, 20, of College Station, Texas, reported that the attack occurred around 9 p.m. after she withdrew $60 from an ATM at Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street.
She said a man armed with a knife demanded her money. She gave it to him and began walking toward her car, which has McCain stickers.
Although the robber had moved away from her, he became agitated when he saw her car, punched her in the back of the head, pushed her to the ground and carved a B into her face, she reported. [Read the rest here...]
I'm inclined to believe this because it is a fact that black men have unexplainable magnetism to the white fatties.
Yet my bullshit sense is tingling...
Forget the fact that the scar is the most perfectly shaped in-the-heat-of-passion-while-the-victim-is-in-diststress assault marking ever made...
Forget that the "B" carved into her face is backwards and looks like some shit done in a mirror (when it was facing the right direction).
Forget that the "attack" occured hours before this photograph was taken, but looks like it's been fully healed by Mercurochrome miracle.
Forget the fact that Ms. Todd foreshadowed her fateful night on her Twitter page and still managed to give a shot by shot analysis on said page up until the crime unfolded...
Forget that the black eye looks like a A.D.D. teenager tried and failed at achieving the smokey eye look.
Forget that the fat bitch has a YouTube video up accusing a black man at her college of stalking her and stealing her McCain/Palin campaign posters.
Forget that the "assault" happened just out of range of any surveillance video.
Forget the fact that the alleged victim is a volunteer for the McCain campaign.
Forget the fact that this news comes the day after the The Palin's New Clothes news hit the waves.
Even forget the fact that she refused medical attention afterwards.
But is she fucking supposed to have me believe while standing on the shoulders of white wimmen giants like Susan Mofo Smith who got the world to believe that a black man would steal her two children and keep a wack ass Tercel as a bonus, the bug-eyed bitch from Georgia who ran from her wedding and managed to implicate a group phantom Mexicans, and the hoe that caused the black town of Rosewood, Florida to be burned to the ground, that all Ashley Todd could muster was to use a hard ass toenail to disfigure her face and blame it on a dyslexic black man?
Where's the innovation?
If anything, those marks on her face look like funk stripes that need the attention of Palmolive, not the po po's. If they doubt you, they won't come.
How do you expect white people to take the extra energy to act a damn fool in defense of a fat, non-blonde, white woman if she's not going to do her part to have the big scary negro take all the blame?
At best this is going to get you a mention from the dissenting whore on The View and that's about it.
And you have to live with that "B" on your face and explain it to everyone for the rest of your life.
(Da) Bomb.
