So....Last night after vigorously cleaning my castle (1 bedroom apartment) I decided to tune into America's Next Top Model, which of course had aired live 3 hours earlier... Thank Gawd for DVR!
Well after an hour of fuckery and smiling with their eyes the girls are finally shuffled into elimination. Tyra calls names 1 by 1 depending on the fieerrceeness of the pictures until she gets down to the last 2 *Que dramatic music*.
The last 2 girls standing are Elina - who some think is a beesh, being European and all, but too stunning for words despite her lack of emotion and Jocelyn - The homely black chick from the south who has been proven to take great pictures but has been slacking and making the panel question her every move...
So here I am sitting at the edge of my seat waiting for Tyra to announce who will not be traveling to Amsterdam with the rest of the beauties... On one hand I really like Elina she is a gorgeous girl... and besides the fact she is a robot she's proven to be hawt like fiyah.... BUT Jocelyn is the only black girl left and she had tried out 30 times, making her the under dog... Anyway... so I'm sitting on the edge of my seat and just before Tyra announces who gets kicked off....
MY SCREEN GOES BLACK!!!!!! Hell to tha naw! You know I'm pissed and if it wasn't almost 1AM I would have called Charter Communications and handed them their arse on a platter...
I don't play with ANTM!
After 30 minutes of forcing the BF to search for who got kicked off via Goggle I finally was at peace...
Yeah... Jocelyn got kicked off...
