*It's a troll thing, you wouldn't understand. Hell, I was there and I still don't understand.
If you participated in Black Friday please share what you bought and if it was worth it to sell your soul to Target for $5 track pants.
J/K ;)
But three people losing their lives last Friday over that save-a-buck bullshit is beyond the damn pale and the greedy/cheap bastards in this country better get a grip really soon.
As for me, missing out (read: overslept/ain't feel like it) on that notebook pc sale at Office Depot, I just went to HP website and built the damn thing myself...It's coming next week, I'm so excited! This is Christmas 1991 all over again with me waiting for my "Starter" jacket from the Fingerhut catalog.
This Rech Womens Gots A Labtop*
African-American Friday
I have never been insane enough to want to go out on Black Friday for anybody's sale, but mama needs a new laptop, so I'm going to be in somebody's line come Friday morning.
If you have any Black Friday sale tips or sites...let all of us know.
I'm starting with this one:
http://www.blackfriday.info/sales/
How Dreadful
I blame last night's session of MeikiSquared After Dark™ for me not paying full attention to the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show.
If you haven't discussed it to death already, what in the hell happened?
I ain't see no wigs flying so I want my money back.
Some Ingredients Just Need to be Left Alone
LOL I came across this on one of my blogsites....lol there needs to be somesort of discussion on this here. I gotta tell ya...I am thoroughly grossed out.
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
Description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Something Smells...
Are you going to be throwing down Thursday?
Whatcha making?
Can I come?
I don't want to boil water 'round this bish let alone make a 30 course meal.
I'm just posting this rib commercial because I lubs it so much. "Baby you hongray? 'Cause baby I'm hongray..."
Sessy In the A
Presenting some of the sexiest men across Atlanta according to the female readers of Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
You think so?
Mr. Justin Kace.
Yeah.
Carlos. The sexy lemur.
Gene. Don't this dude sing that song "Return of the Mack"?
Rodney can get with an expired double coupon.
Pastor Sean Cook. I got something you can lay your hands on.
Zach. He's got his eye on you. But which one?
Romeo is sitting on the edge of a tub for some reason, but sessy tho.
DJ Wildlife (left). If you like it rough and damn near murderous.
(D.A. if you make ONE Jamal Anderson remark....)
Eric the Architect. 121 points to the person who kidnaps him for Christmas for me.
Andrew. Posing in front of a housing project has never been this sexy.
Eddie. At least his bed's kind of made.
A Good Reason to Run From the Altar
Now, I know I for one will be as happy as Sisqo in a Mexican jail when I finally get married. (I've already decided that I will walk down the aisle to "Finally" by CeCe Peniston.) But what would you do if your newly betrothed behaved this way??
& yes I know this post has earned me several demerits.
The people in my life right now are really helping me to understand how a seeminlgy normal and easy going person can snap the fuck out and destroy everything in their path.
I'm almost there. Pray for me.
What Is You Doing?
Did you know Brandy is a sex kitten?
I know she has a new album coming out and I'm all for reinventing yourself, but no, Brandy, no!
Being a music veteran, a convincing liar and the older sister to a hoebag...now those are things that she knows.
So, I'm...we all are gonna need for Brandy to stop while there is still time. Lord knows, we don't want to see another rehashing of this:
You're welcome.
Holiday Heart
Click here to donate to this poor man's worthy cause.
Father of Nine: "Hep Me, Hep Me, Please!"
Travis Henry, right.
Former professional football player Travis Henry, who fathered nine children by nine women, returned to DeKalb County Superior Court on Wednesday to try to reduce child support payments for one son.
Henry, who also faces federal drug charges, wants to modify an order to pay $3,000 a month to the mother, Jameshia Beacham. His lawyer said the amount should be reduced now that Henry is unemployed — and likely out of the National Football League for good.
Atlanta attorney Randall M. Kessler said Henry didn’t get rehired by the Denver Broncos because of his age — he’s 30 — and because of an injury.
“He’s got child support obligations across the country, and he’s got zero income,” Kessler told Judge Clarence Seeliger.
Seeliger set the monthly payment amount last year, when Henry was working as a running back. The judge also ordered Henry to establish a $250,000 trust fund by last spring. The judge’s order noted that Henry had squandered money, spending $100,000 for a car and $146,000 for jewelry, and said the fund was required as backup should Henry fail to make payments.
Henry appealed that order, and the Georgia Court of Appeals recently agreed to hear the case.
Robert Wellon, the lawyer for the mother, argued against reducing the monthly payments. He asked for documentation about how much Henry has spent from a $3 million payment the player received this year. He also asked the judge for time to determine whether Henry’s dismissal from the Broncos was involuntary or whether he precipitated it by his own actions.
Seeliger agreed to Wellon’s request. The next hearing has not been scheduled.
Following his release by the Broncos, Henry was arrested last month in an alleged cocaine deal. He was released on $400,000 bond.
[source]
Related:
List of at-uh-leet rolling stone papas.
Don't Be Tardy To the Party
I had to call Comcast last night to confirm an appointment...
Sales Guy: Your appointment is confirmed for XX-XX-XX at 2:00.
Me: Alright.
Sales Guy: You have cable, right? Do you watch Real Housewives of Atlanta?
Me: Yeah.
Sales Guy: Oh My God! I'm so excited! (giggles uncontrollably)
Me: (cracking up) It's coming on in an hour. Are you DVRing it?
Sales Guy: Yes! I can't wait! I just wanted to let you know it comes on tonight.
Me: Well, thank you, sir. I'll be watching.
Sales Guy: Have a great night.
If everyone was hoping for a precursor to next week's Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion bitchfest, you were out of luck. The producer-forced kumbaya dinner is forcing us to wait for seven more days.
Maybe I'm missing something here...Lisa is dead set against her ath-uh-leet husband playing in the NFL, but how do they earn their livelihood if he does not? Certainly her costume jewelery line isn't rolling it in. Somebody let me know. And you know damn well she ran and told Kim and Sheree what NeNe said in the limo and now she's playing the peacemaker...yeah. During last night's episode you know Lisa and Sheree heard what NeNe said to them before she agreed to be in the photograph with them. Lisa made it a point to bring it back up with Sheree, "Did she say, "I don't want to take a picture with these bitches?" I don't like that word." Bitch please.
Artist's interpretation of NeNe, but it just ain't right.
Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy. Now what is she gon do? Her kept ass got kicked to the curb. Now who's gonna pay for her face to be paralyzed and for the ass fat to be injected into her duck lips? Most of all, DOES THIS MEAN HER ALBUM WON'T GET REALEASED?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! Now what is WE gon do?!!!!!
I truly have no words for this trick. I damn near choked when she called NeNe a tranny while she looks like she tucks her dick under her wig for safe keeping. I don't like Kim because it was so obvious that after the guest list debacle, Kim realized NeNe could be of no further use to her and that's when she decided to latch herself on to the fellow deludee Sheree.
And was Kim auditioning for a role in the revival of The Biggest Little Whorehouse In Texas after leaving the dinner? WTF was that shit she was wearing?
I love all of NeNe's men. From Gregg on down. Other than that wig on next week's reunion show, I have no complaint's about Mrs. Leakes.
I'm writing this at some ungodly hour, so if I don't get to SheHe and DeShawn of the DeshawnSchnowfoundationforgirlsthatcantreedgood, I will later.
Anyway, some fake cancer patient is probably gonna get their wig snatched next week...can't wait!
Do You Remember These?
So the other night I was bored and started searching old 80's and 90's commercials on youtube. These bring back so many memories.
Oh to be a kid again!
Wanda Sykes:
Who already knew?
I've mentioned time and time again that my gaydar needs a tune-up, so her announcement that she's geigh really made me go "Whaaaaaaaa?" 
So could you already tell? And WTF is Sandra Rose talmbout on this subject? That's self-hating wench right there. Why is her gayity gay ass hating on the geighs? Yes, darling you're not fooling anyone. Not even my slow ass.
Party and Bullsh*t
I know that it's an impossible thought, but sometimes even I am rendered speechless.
The beautiful people of New York, Los Angeles and Atlanta.
The one on the left...
Quick! Man or woman?
Really, Is It That Hard Out There?
I came across this pic of R&B singer Avant at a club recently.
Now Avant was never a looker to me, but I liked his music and I think he's cool, but dammit if he don't look rough these days. Abnormally small eyes, no?
I don't know what it is about the R&B game that effs up so many male artists. I'm hard pressed to think off the top of my head anyone who has weathered the industury and remained decent to the present except for Sisqo.
D'Angelo started to retain water and started wrecking vehicles.
K-Ci licks crack pops and Jo Jo's ass is passing out on stages.
El Debarge has his own cot at central lockup.
Lyfe Jennings kicks down people's doors and still refuses to comb that nappy beard.
And so on and etc.
This is a challenge to you lovelies to add +25 points to your standing if you can answer this:
Name a male R&B singer who emerged, became successful and has managed to make it to the present without becoming, you know, fucked to the up?
The Sarah Palin of R&B*
ECNOYEB manages to be interviewed by Oprah, yet doesn't say a damn thing.
*I wish I came up with that one, sadly I didn't.
Yeah, I Said It! Part II
We haven't done one in a while, so get to it!
These two aren't mine but I fell out reading it on a message board:
Men who will stick their penis in a woman's a_ _hole will stick their peters in a man's a_ _hole too!
Baldheaded coochies belong to little girls and men who get turned on by baldheaded coochies make we wonder if they get turned on by little girl coochies!!
Now for me:
If the current crop famous black people disappeared without a trace, I wouldn't miss them. Black celebrity-related info is in the shitter.
MJB can't sing worth a damn.
Studs scare the bejesus out of me.
WTF is it with men who walk around in the street with their shirts off?
-My auntie used to get on my cousin for that all the time when we were younger and I didn't understand that shit until I got older.
If Barack ever grows a goatee, I'm gonna be the next Monica Lewinsky.
Although it's fashionable to say that all black male entertainers are gay, Maxwell is NOT geigh.
WTF is with this gay shit?
Somebody really needs to tap Brandy on the shoulder.
Dolphin. Best $20 I've ever spent.
A gross share of black people who open or wish to open their own business need to take a night course on that shit first. Seriously.
I'm gonna need folks to stop making Jay-Z think he ever was hot. Kanye, baby, this means you!
People talk shit about New Orleans, but I have never feared for my life like I have when I had to roll through the Chicago hoods or Bankhead.
Sandra Rose is pretty
retarded.
Kanye FINALLY Ready To Settle Down!
OMG Meik here's my.....I mean your chance!!
"I want to have kids," he tells PEOPLE. "But I want to have the right girl too – someone who really cares about me."
Still, the savvy hip-hop star is no easy prey. "When I'm in a club, girls are super-calculating, planning every step," he says.
West – speaking exactly a year and a day since the sudden death of his mother, Donda – said making his new album, 808's and Heartbreak, helped him deal with his sense of isolation. (It was a rough year for West. In addition to losing his mother, he also split with his fiancée, Alexis Phifer.)
"It's lonely at the top," he told reporters Tuesday at a London listening party for the new album. "Losing my mom, having no woman in my life to support me – I feel like I'm on my own and can only express it through my music."
And while admitting he was "depressed, down," West said several celebrities have helped him bounce back.
"I ran into Beyoncé Knowles , Paul McCartney, [at the MTV Europe Music Awards and] I felt comfortable," he said. "Rejuvenated."
In Memory of Mom
One year after his mother's passing, West, 31, told PEOPLE that he's been profoundly changed by her death (due to complications following cosmetic surgery). "She influenced me to do exactly what I want to do," he explained. "With my mom's passing, I learned that ... you can't let people box you in. You gotta do what you want to do."
It's a subject that, for a long time, was too sensitive to discuss. "I didn't do any interviews after my mom passed, I wasn't ready to speak about [it]," he said. "Now I'd rather talk it through than commit suicide. I'm super devastated."
Cruelly, the rapper blames himself – or more specifically, his fame – for her death. "I feel like I moved to California, then my mom moved to California, and she did stuff she wouldn't have done if we'd stayed in Chicago," he said. "If I'd never made it in the music business, it never would've happened."
And fame has brought complications to his own life. "I'm an alien. The only place I can be alone is my hotel room – I can't even go to the grocery store," West added. "But don't feel sorry for me – I just did a shoot for Louis Vuitton. Don't worry about me, I'll be okay in the end."
If you need help with coming up with a diabolical plan to drug him, take him to the JofP and get married let me know. You know I got your back.....unlike some others *side-eyeing the rest of MS*. Yes I'm still mad about the Ye comments and I will not return for a few days, after I've had time to clear my head.
Biggest Offenders
I think it would be prudent to let some of you know where you stand on the MeikiSquared meritocracy.
Many of you have been earning multiple demerits lately. If you're doing well, keep up the good work. If you need to improve your MS merit status, I implore you to do the following...
. Don't speak badly about Mr. West
. Don't mess with the talent that is Sisqo
That is all.
From a 100 point scale:
Suga.... -43
Say-Rah.... +2
NR.... 0
Twizzy.... +1
JR.... +40
KJ.... -33
GG.... -12
Goli.... +22
Fab Chick.... +6
INR.... -53.6
Silke.... -84
Jonesy.... -9
Diddy.... 0
Madame Zenobia.... +20
TSA.... -44
Iowno...
I didn't know about posting this because I don't want to have opinions about the way people grieve, but this reaction isn't surprising:
Julia Hudson Causes Outrage With Myspace Comments
JENNIFER HUDSON's sister JULIA has provoked outrage with new photos on a social networking website by allegedly posting the pictures with insensitive captions referring to the murder of her brother last month (Oct08) in their native Chicago, Illinois.
The siblings' mother, Darnell Donerson, and brother, Jason, were found shot dead at their home in the city on 24 October (08). The singer/actress' seven-year-old nephew, Julian King - son of Julia - was also killed; his body was found in an abandoned car three days later.
A memorial for the three victims was held on Monday (03Nov08) - but new photos uploaded onto Julia Hudson's MySpace.com page suggests she is trying to deal with her grief through humour.
According to website TMZ.com, one particular photo featuring Julia with two pals is captioned: "Now that Jason's gone I'm the prettiest one".
Julia's estranged husband, William Balfour, is still being held by police in connection to the murders, although he has yet to be charged. [source]
Julia's Myspace page is now set to private.
Patrick...you were the first to point out something not being quite right about that girl.
Again?
Why the haters want Ursh and Meek to fail so hard? I want the Foster-Raymonds (you know that's Usher's legal last name right?) to live and thrive just like Joe and Katherine.
It's looking more and more like Usher and his six-months pregnant wife Tameka Foster are through.
Here's the evidence. 1) They are reportedly living separately now. 2) Despite being a guest of honor at Tyler Perry's new studio opening last week, Usher didn't show, and Tameka "walked the red carpet alone and according to eye witnesses, she looked sad despite putting on a brave face." 3) Usher's been seen out with other women, one of whom was spied kissing baby Usher.
But don't expect a divorce any time soon. Babble reports that an
"insider says that they will not divorce right now because it would 'reflect badly on his image.'"
Image? We all know Usher ain't stable [-Meik].
Hmmm.... Now, did I ever think this marriage would last? Hell no. I still think she's too old for him and just wanted to jump on that fame train as his star was rising. I also think he married her just to show people (his mom, for one). So, all you girls who were upset that he married her in the first place, rejoice! Actually no, they have a child and one on they way now, so it's actually quite sad. Anyway. More to come as things become clearer. [source] Read More......
It Wouldn't be Breakfast Without Some Early Mornin Flatjacks...
Eat up!
Oh, and a shout out to Willie's favorite country brefast special...yes, I said brefast...
*runs*
So This Is What A Girl Crush Is?
I'm stanning for Michelle Obama until further notice.
Who wants to have a threesome with the Obamas say yeah!!!
I Can Live Again
I'm still not feeling the ATL Housewives, but I love me some KeKe's Heroes on BET.
And a new season starts Tuesday night at 10!
My favorite thing about the Cole clan is that they don't. learn. shit. They go to group therapy one minute and try to kill each other the next. And isn't Frankie (the mother) a recovering alcholic? If she doesn't have a glass to her mouth, she's stumbling and slurring all over the damn place. Either she's functioning stroke victim or her ass is still a drunk.
And dammit if this fam don't sling more snot and tears than your average.
Cain't wait!
KeKe is also looking good on the cover of Billboard. And her man can still touch it.
Protect Yourself
Revenge porn is real (SFW).
Related:
Adrienne Bailon (formerly of girl group 3LW) claims that her laptop was stolen at JFK Airport back in October. The computer had nude photos on them that she took for her boyfriend Robert Kardashian (Kim Kardashian’s brother), and now it's all over the internets.
Just a heads up for you folks. I can really see Patrick getting caught up. Be vigilant, my brother.
