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How to act WHEN obama wins...

They'll be watching us on November 5th (the day after the election) for signs of the end times. To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks
from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few
days:



1) No crying, hugging or shouting "Thank you Lord" - at least not in public

2) No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses

3) No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters

4) No calling in sick on November 5th. They'll get nervous if too many of us don't show up.

5) We're allowed to give each other knowing winks or nods in passing. Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
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6. No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith it will be acceptable to hum softly)

7. No bringing of barbecue ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week no chittlings at all) this may make us seem too ethnic)

8. No leaving kool-aid packages at the water fountain this might be a sign that poor folks might be getting a break through)

9. No Cupid Shuffle during breaks this could indicate a little too much excitement)

10. Please no Moving on Up music we are going to try to remain humble)
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11. Men and some women, please refrain from growing your hair out or cutting it to look like Obama's haircut. They already say we look alike. We don't need to have Obama sightings at the Strip club or your family reunion.

12. Please do not go out and commit any crimes thinking that you r c uz'n Barack will pardon you.

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If I've missed anything feel free to add to the list. I just want to make sure
we're all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th.
Now go get your early on and let's make this thing happen!!!




Personally, I can't promise I won't do any of this.