Movie Weekend

Next Day Air


I had the pleasure of watching the movie that consisted of ALL of the Friday movies, Paid in Full, & a sprinkle of Half Baked put into a hot skillet and scrambled up with some diced up hot dogs & cheese. (WHAT? I skipped Breakfast!!) The movie had a little humor. Mike Epps, who will always be pigeon-holed as Day-Day, did his best Day-Day impression since Next Friday. Wood Harris, reached back to his Paid in Full role, but added a splash of Avon from the Wire. The high point of this film was the Hot Piece of Carmel Man-Candy, Omari Hardwick (PP moment), as the SuperFly (Dope boy trying to get out of the game).


This flick has the makings of being pretty decent, but the climax *snickers* came too quick and left much to be desired. (Ladies, we’ve all been there before. LOL!!) Either Benny Boom ran out of budget or he just needs to stick to making videos.
DA’s rating: Borrow someone’s bootleg or put it in the top 25 of your Netflix Queue.


And since DirecTV had Free Starz weekend and messed around and gave me a DVR, I got to record a few (like 10) movies. **Don’t judge me**

Penelope

So I got to see Penelope, which was about Tiny, err, I mean a girl who was cursed with a pig snout and her adventure to break the curse. All in all it was cute, and it had Russell Brand in it!!
DA’s rating: Wait til the next Freeview weekend or when it airs on ABC Family.

Step Brothers- Freaking Hilarious!!
DA’s rating: Netflix or Starz

Bedtime Stories-Cute!! And Russell Brand’s in it!!!
DA’s rating: Netflix or Starz

Oh and StarzBlack aired Jason’s Lyric last night. CLASSIC!!! I’m sorry but Bokeem Woodbine should’ve won an Oscar for his portrayal of Josh. He ran the gamut of emotions, from semi-sloy to wanna-be gangsta to psycho-killa. But what KILT me about this movie, was 1. those terrible southern accents (Jada was sounding like Whitley) 2. Allen Payne’s Beyonce'-esque performance and hairy buttocks, and 3.Treach’s refusal to let accept his Alopecia & still trying to rock to mini-ponytails.
DA’s rating: Go borrow your cousin’s DVD and don’t return it!!