I'm sure 90's rapper Queen Pen was just staying true to her hood roots with this getup, but the only place this outfit would be appropriate is crumpled up in a discount bin at the swapmeet. Peep how all the men in the background are wearing suits. SMH. And this lady has to be going on 40....
Howcome her ankles look hog tied?
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Say Something Nice Challenge...
In Case You Were Wondering.......
It has been brought to my attention that some people are still unawares of what exactly a muffin top is.
Muffin Top: Visible back and belly fat which extends beyond the waistline of the pants.
For your edification....
If your pants look like this, it's time to go up a size (or 2).
Have a Happy Memorial Day Fam!!!!
Bidet Part II
I don't know about you, but I'm dying to watch video of Beyonce attempting to explain what her new album "Virtuoso Intellect" is all about.
If it sounds anything like this:
Happy Birthday to me!
You're Supposed To Hoe Up Not Hoe Down
When I heard about Rosci from BET's 106 & Park possibly being involved with actress LisaRaye's husband, Turks and Caicos Premier Michael Misick a while back during his rape allegation news, I dismissed it. I figured someone had to be making it up because the hookup of those two sounded like some of the most random ish I've ever come across. Rosci creeps around with someones husband and she chooses a dude that looks like a broke down Rollo from Sanford and Son? I mean, she's no catch, but doesn't that sound made up to you?
Lo and behold, this Rosci girl is a trick ass trick and gets her kicks from gallivanting with corny/wack ass men.
If your man is corny or lame as hell, hide him because Rosci is running loose. Apparently, Rosci was also linked with athlete Roy Williams around the time he abruptly called off his engagement to Kelly Rowland. And rumor is that Premier Misick was a hoebag long before he wifed up LisaRaye. I have a feeling she knew about this all along and decided that the title of first lady would be a great "get" for her.
As for LisaRaye, she is on this woman scorned-type kick right now...
LisaRaye and Lil Kim in NYC over the weekend
A rep for actress LisaRaye released a statement over the weekend suggesting that her husband, Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, is creepin' with BET's Rocsi of "106 & Park."Read More......
According to publicity firm Lynn Allen Jeter & Associates, the two were seen "canoodling" during the T&C Music Festival over the weekend while LisaRaye was in New York.
"Sources have even reported that Rocsi stayed at the Misick home and hosted guests as if she was the lady of the house," the release stated.
In March, Rocsi's name was floated around as the unnamed "American friend of LisaRaye's" who accused Michael Misick of rape, but those reports were never confirmed to be true. The alleged victim was said to have reported the crime to local police before returning to her home in the U.S. and reporting it to the FBI.
At the time, USA Today reported that a Puerto Rican woman had accused Misick of raping her. Rocsi, born Raquel Roxanne Diaz, was born in Tegucigalpa, Honduras and is reportedly of Honduran and Chilean descent. [Eurweb]
Hoe Sit Down
Celebrities and "celebrities" are taking themselves much too much seriously these days. The following are the largest offenders:
Jennifer Lopez, new member of that oh-so-trendy and elite twinset pregnancy club, is continuing her fashionable legacy by deciding never to dress her mini-Marc Anthony's in the same designer outfit twice. [The Mirror]
"At this point, it's starting to hurt me more than helpme because my family is sort of known as the new age Huxtables. We're the clean-cutgirls. But I got married at 17, had a kid at 17. Ever since I was younger, I alwaysconsidered myself to be into more artistic things than [Beyoncé]. People just hear the[Knowles] name and they just put a stamp on it automatically."
-Solange "Am I effing kidding" Knowles on being in sister Beyonce's shadow
Should I even go there with the millions of things that are wrong with this statement?
Recently, photos surfaced on the Net that depicted what appeared to be rapper Rick Ross wearing a correctional officer's uniform. Now the Miami-based artist is speaking out against what he claims is the work of industry haters.
"My life is 100% real. These online hackers putting a picture of my face when I was a teenager in high school on other peoples' body.," Ross said in a statement to AllHipHop. "If this s**t was real don't you think they would have more specifics, like dates and everything?”
Born William Roberts, Rick is known for hard-hitting street rhymes that seem to contradict a past involvement with law enforcement. The artist is sure the photo is the product of jealousy.
“I'm in the entertainment business and a lot of people who like to hate because I'm on top of my game,” he said. “Like I said before my life is 100% real. I live by this die by this. Fake pictures are created by the fake, meant to entertain the fake." [LiveSteez]
Wait. This pic of Rick Ross is from high school?!? What kind of rough ass school did he go to? He must've got mistaken for the maintenance man all the time.
"Once you become a personality on television you become the target of haters and I am no different, the release of the tape was done by a hater, stolen by a hater and is just another blatant case of b***chassness.”
-Former Flavor of Love contestant Buckeey on the "unauthorized" release of her sex tape.
I want to meet the people that are hating on anyone involved in fighting for Flavor Flav. Seriously, because their asses need an intervention.
Please add on to this week's list of hoes that need to sit down.
This Lesbian Has News For Ya
Usher's ShutTheF*ckUp gland has really been malfunctioning since he skipped over the broom with Tameka.
What is with Usher pointing out all the damn time these days that he's a man, a black man, a black man with a wife, a black man who married a black wife, a black man who married a black wife and had a son and a black man who married a black wife and had a son and is taking care of his responsibilities?
Does Usher want a f*cking cookie?
Usher: Women are becoming lesbians because there aren't enough men
Singer says they are dying for decent blokes
Usher reckons women turn to each other for sex because men don't want to commit.
‘Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men,' he says.
"Are you not studying the stories? Wake up!"
Fortunately for the 29-year-old singer's squeeze, he is the settling down type.
He married stylist Tameka Foster, 37, last September and she gave birth to their first child, Usher Raymond V, 2 months later.
‘It can never be bad to have a foundation as a man — a black man — in a time when women are dying for men,' he tells Vibe magazine.
‘The swagger I possess now definitely comes from my wife. And my son completes me.
'He changes my perspective on what life is, and what matters.’
Yes, Usher, we believe you're taken and happy, now STFU.
Usher, baby, on behalf of all of us here at MeikiSquared, we present to you:
jacked from LSA
**plays wrap it up music** Read More......
Hoes On Parade
Girlicious performed on a Los Angeles morning show looking like workers on some type of slut work-release program.
I had no idea who these little girls were when I came across these pics, but I found out that they were handpicked to be the second coming of the Badussy Cat Dolls. How are they going to sub-contract a group when nobody cares about their asses?
And I never thought I would have respect for Danity Kane.
And while I'm asking questions, whatever happened to tramps with talent?
Yeah, they were selling sex while looking like overachieving whores in the process and they probably were doing something strange for some change with Rick James, but they had presence and dammit if they didn't leave good music behind. Case in point:
Hoes are a dime a dozen in the industry today. You can't get quality like this anymore. Damn shame.
Hoe Sit Down: The Musical
Yeah...
Franklin Had No Right To Criticize Beyonce
Read here...
I'm gonna need for this dumb shit to die.
Everyone from stans on each side, industry folks to historians are putting in their two cents on this whole "controversy" while I could give a damn. (I find it difficult to blog a lot of the time because there is so much out there that I could care less about.) This just goes to show you just how dry the entertainment well is right now. They've been talking about this non-story since when...Monday afternoon?? Take this out back and put a bullet in it already!
What in the hell are people expecting out of these two...a tittayballs/breeder hips cage death match??
It's Friday....You Know The Rest
A bit of ridiculousness to end your week.
Mary Dee expressed her opinion on the Jamie Lynn Spears debacle and *ahem* certain people lost it. You see, Mary forgot the golden rule: We can call them trailer park trash and sluts, but your black arse doesn't have the right to do the same. (Link)
R&B singer MARY J. BLIGE blames a lack of strong parental guidance for the troubles of stars including BRITNEY SPEARS, LINDSAY LOHAN and PARIS HILTON.
Blige claims the main reason many young celebrities are so badly behaved is because there's nobody in their entourages who's prepared to disagree with them.
She says, "In a business like the music business, too much success too soon for a young person can drive them crazy.
"If there's no parental guidance to say, 'You know, your environment isn't right. Change it up,' or something like that... Because everyone's saying yes to everything you do, everything's cool, everything you do is hot." And Blige, who has herself battled alcohol and drug addictions, admits her problems had a lot to do with surrounding herself with the wrong kind of people.
She adds, "When I finally woke up and was able to see my environment, I got out of there because they were killing my career, they were killing everything that was going to make me better.
"No one would tell me the truth, and no one's telling them (today's troubled stars) the truth and that's the problem."
They're mad at Mary because she is right.
Ball Sweaty And Pubic Announcement Look For New Member
R&B/hip-hop band Pretty Ricky are looking to follow in the footsteps of the Pussycat Dolls and launch a reality TV show to help in their search for a new member. The Grind With Me hitmakers are looking for a replacement for singer Pleasure who left the group in October (07) to pursue a solo career; and remaining bandmates Slick 'Em, Baby Blue and Spectacular are hoping to launch a U.S.-wide search for a new addition - if TV networks choose to pick up the program.
But Baby Blue insists the new member must meet their high standards if they are to have a chance of joining Pretty Ricky. He tells MTV.com, "We're a hip-hop and R&B group. The three of us rap, and the fourth member has to be a singer just to keep the music consistent. (But) it's more about (whether a new member can) be another brother and just cope with all our family issues or whatever. And they got to be a woman magnet. They got to know how to deal with these ladies, 'cause that's one thing we got to do. That's why the music is all about women, because Pretty Ricky loves the ladies and the ladies love Pretty Ricky."
The Pussycat Dolls launched a nationwide search for a seventh member on a show entitled, Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, in April 2007 - but winner Asia Nitollano quit after just three months to go solo.
Ugh. I know hate is a strong word, but I can't help but to feel it for these characters right here. They're like those freakishly unfortunate boys who always hit on the special ed. and low self-esteem chicks because that was the only way they'd get broke off. A new member. I call a fatwa on these f*ckers.
Here's a little something from Mr. Buttons for you to do when you're trying to work off the holiday excesses. You betta work-out b*tch.
Buttons Exoti-Krunk
Wind It Up
