It's week two of Flavor of Love 3 and these women are inventing stuff to be mad about and they've figured out the insider tip that whoever acts an ass the largest gets the camera time.
Bootz from Flavor of Love 2 has taught them well.
**Please forgive this abbreviated recap, I missed the first ten minutes and was calling hogs just as the last clock was given.**
The women fighting for Flav's love had to pose as nurses and use their skills to "make him feel good". Skankiness ensues. It wasn't that interesting nor inventive, so I won't bore you with the exploits, but I will say that this group of women are not as charasmatic as the women from the previous seasons of Flavor of Love (and that's a DAMN shame).
My goodness, where are those damn twins, Thing 1 and Thing 2 from? Their accents are the worst! I don't know if their dental situations led to speech impediments along with their regional dialect makes up that bastardized sound, but they sound redonkulous and I can't stand to hear them speak for too long.
Three women win the nurse challenge and are treated to a skydiving jump much to the horror of Hotlanta who is afraid of heights and who waits until she is thousands of feet in the air on the plane before she creates her last will and testament; in a surprise move she wills her two boys to Flav and he semi-enthusiastically accepts. Flav's current children should be side-eying him for that among other things.
Actress and now motivational speaker Sheryl Lee Ralph, came to the house to speak to the losing contestants only to have her words of female wisdom fall on deaf ears because you know you can't be famous in the world of VH1/Myspace celebritydom if you're a good girl.
Question of the Morning:
If someone said their family member died and then proceeded to explain how they died like this...
"SHE DIED OF SARCADOSIS!
IT'S A SCAR THAT COVERS YOUR WHOLE CHEST TO WHERE YOU CAN'T
BREAVE!"
Would that make you shed a tear?
I'm sorry to have been LMAO at that, but that was so ridiculous how Shy explained her mother's condition.
Then again, would you expect anything less from this person?
Later on, the women are now acting an ass, creating arch enemies, being loud, drinking, etc. Check out a clip of the madness (although we've seen it before somewhere, somehow):
DEAD @ the Seezinz Klingon fo' head. They were wrong for adding that special effect...(tee hee), but dammit if they weren't right on!
Saint Lewis, Tik and El are eliminated. The three who stayed under the radar and didn't stir sh*t in this episode were the ones on the chopping block.
They should've done their homework. Bootz would not be pleased.
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