Party and Bullsh*t

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This seems like a very confident person...




Who can crush you with their testicles.


Her edges are forming a suspension bridge to make it to that ponytail.




There are no words for this ignorant ass cockeyed tattoo.




Wolfeshia always parties after midnight.




Why are her tittays running for the border?




And why are hers shaped like old Doritos?




And why is she out with her dingy ass laundry day bra?




Ashy assy.




Does she have an extra pair of draws stuffed in her back?




She later got jumped by Ronald McDonald and Lil Kim.




Shaggy dog is just sensitive about her cock eye.



So is she.




Mmmmmm....no ma'am. And those geriatric boots are a no go.




When you're down to putting your eyebrows with a stencil, just back the hell off.




Um....






They have on their sanctified stockings on for church service in a few hours.




Somebody get her a calendar and a fitting chart STAT!



Is she in labor?




She couldn't spray some PAM, oil sheen or at least spit down those knees?



You come to the club with your tittays all out with your choir director shoes??




What the hell type of sh*t is this? Not that molester mystery hand, but that mess on her face!



Who says Special Ed. ain't sexy?






I know she has a special helmet just for clubbing.