M. Night Shyamalan Better Watch His Back

I apologize in advance if you were planning to see The Happening, but I just want to save you all from enduring the pain that INR myself and countless others endured this weekend.

I should've listened to JR. We're gonna get together and ride on this fool M. Night.



Chile, I thought The Strangers was a dumbass movie, I'm here to tell you that it ain't got nothing on The Happening. I won't go over that plot as to not put myself through the torture of remembering it, but I will say that a The Happening is a pale imitation of a real thriller movie that came out less than a year ago starring Nicole Kidman called The Invasion. If the trailer from The Happening attracts you in any way, just rent The Invasion instead. You won't be doubting your life's decisions after watching that film, I guarantee.







This whole weekend was like, "Eh".


A pissing rapist went free and the jurors are bathing in their collective assiness.

I hate State Farm.

And this post is getting on my damn nerves.

Catch ya'll in 30.