Party and Bullsh*t

Shorts Ain't Your Friend

Yes, it may be summertime and people want to dress the part, but you know as a I say:

Everybody ain't able.


Look at these examples and try to avoid short offenses the best way you can.



Her RBC is eating thru those shorts.*

*If you don't know what a RBC is, just be thankful.




You'd think buffing the ash on her knees would be her top priority.



I'm not gonna talk bad



When it makes you look like you have negative one ass, shorts ain't your friend.




This just ain't right on any level.




She may not be wearing shorts, but she shouldn't in the future.

Why do her legs look freezer burned?






When you have a lazy eye(s), don't highlight that with blue eyeliner.






Grandma is letting the boys see her ill na na for a dollar a pop.




The strap on her top said, "I quit this bitch."




Last week, I found two instances of this same thing and now this week, three. When are gonna learn not to

1. Buy clothing from the hustle man outside the Shell station?

2. Wear dresses that make our asses look like a loaf of bread?












If it wasn't for the white clothes and ashy nuckles, nobody would locate his ass.




You'd think she'd want to cover that little titlet up.




I bet you they call her Biggie Smalls.




The sad thing is that I heard she had a skid mark back there and couldn't do anything to about it.