Party and Bullsh*t

Be glad you didn't see the culottes made from her ****y hair.




*sigh* I swear I don't go looking for them, but these fugging dresses are everywhere. Week after week. Everybody must think lacing up your celulite is sessy or something. I promise I won't post these ugly shits again. And don't let me catch any of you in the streets in 'em either!













Your stomach can't be longer than your shorts.





She(?) needs to Oxy 10 that infected chest.




The only argument against black blonde people:












She has to buy an extra ticket for that thing when she flies.







She gotta cut vents in those pants to let her RBC's breave....




...And while I'm thinking about it, which one of you readers introduced that term (RBC) to me?

I want you to know that I can't stand your guts. I can't even get myself to go to Quizno's anymore.





That's how George Jefferson's head would look if he got a relaxer.





She is too old for those baby teeth.





I hope she catches that wayward tittay before she trips.





I'm really feeling those LEGO shoes and rainbow lacefront from the Keyshia Cole Signature Collection.





Girl in the back needs a jack for her shoe.





To all my Party and Bullsh*t All-Stars: This IS your future.




BONUS:


Help me out with this one. Please.