I Want This!

If I blame Barack Obama for anything, it's for ruining other men for me forever.

There was a time when all I needed was the right plumbing and a heartbeat, but now, if you're not at least 88% Barack Obama, I ain't got the time.


































If I liked kids, I'd require a man to be great with the kiddies just like this (ain't this cute?!): Look at the babies here!


My ovaries just popped!


The guy on the left could be my daddy, too...