Let play make believe -
Say ... U go out on a night on the town with your girlfriends.... Baby hair pumping, lip gloss is shining. The night is young and wonderful. Dom P is flowing and the men are loving u and your girls long time all night long!
As the night winds down you start to think about your man who is home... Hopefully waiting for you. Things haven't been so great between you too lately. In all actuality you broke up last week, but you've broke up a zillion times before and have managed to work things out for the past 5 years, besides breaking up ain't so easy when you share a home and finances.
As you pull into your drive way you start to think about all the naughty things you are dying to do him that very moment...Make up sex is the BEST.
You get out of your car but when you get to the door something is off... all the locks are locked on the door.
You proceed to unlock each lock and slide into the house. Once inside you take off your shoes, cause a girl knows after a long night of partying it up those 4 inch stilettos are the first to come off, or maybe that's panties, any who....
You creep up the steps taking off another article of clothing with each drunken step you take until your fully in the nude... You get to the door of your bedroom and suddenly STOP...
WTH was that?... You put ur ear to the door... you refuse to know you heard what you thought you heard... WAS THAT A MOAN??!?!?!?
Now you have a million thoughts going through your head at once... What do I do? This Ninja got another beesh in my home? Maybe it was porn? Am I so drunk I'm hearing things?
Finally you come back to your senses and bust through the door... But what u see halts you in your tracks...
There your man is Bucked Naked a bottle of Jergens in one hand and a pop sickle in the other making it do what it do to a Beastiality flick...
*DEAD* Y'all thought I was gonna say another chick was in the house huh? lol...
No but seriously...
What would you do if you caught your spouse masturbating to animal porn?
Echo
WWYD????
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