So what are you trying to say, Mary?
Mary J. Blige graces the cover of Vibe magazine's February issue, making this her record-breaking ninth cover feature - the most for any celebrity in Vibe's 15-year history. When the topic of beauty came up in the interview, Blige said: "I've never looked at myself as the most beautiful girl. I can't do Beyonce, hair blowing in the video. Halle Berry is just freaking gorgeous. There are some women who have this thing, so feminine and strong. I have none of those. My features don't call for me to be a glamour girl. I have to use my personality."
So Mary, are you saying that Beyonce is beautiful 
but has no personality? WE CANNOT HAVE THAT UP IN HERE!!
Don't sell yourself short, Mary. You both can't let go of that blonde hair, have warped ideas of your attractiveness and vocal abilities, dress tackily and can't talk worth a damn. As far as I'm concerned, Mary J. Blige and Beyonce are sisters in Christ.
Me and you must neva part, ma kee da da...
Speaking of the Queen of Depressed Hip Hop Soul...
I can only think that she must work hard to keep her neck strong for all of those head caps and wiglets she wears professionally and has to keep her throak strong for all that strain sanging she does to be involved in purchasing steroids.
Mary J. Blige, 50 Cent, Timbaland and Tyler Perry (WTF?) Accused of Abusing Steroids (Link)
BET? Honors? Thefu*kouttahere.
The annual oxymoron awards took place and I don't know why people still bother, but still...these people showed up and the wonk eye in the air was strong...
The #1 PSA against flucking yourself up for a man:
Puffy Jr.?
Who does these kids look like?
Apparently, a duck and a squirrel make chubby Asian babies.
