You all know I like to keep everyone informed of the flcukery that goes on in America and this time is no different.
Some things are sad, some things are funny. This is sad and funny.
Have you ever been a first-hand witness to something like this? These are my Chicago folks on any given weekend. (LINK)
The comments from the people witnessing this is PURE GOLD.
For those who cannot view, I give you screenshots and a running dialogue/commentary.
A bunch of grown women sitting in a bedroom. Some are sippin on vodka...
"You calling mother*** saying I'm dissing your grandma..."
"You shouldn've said nothing to my grandmother..."
Then the dare from lady in the orange...
"You think you can whoop my ass?"
BAM!
"Oh, sh*t! Oh, shit!"
"Don't break nothing!"
"Wait a minute!!! My table!"
"Ooh, y'all put a hole in my wall, oh hell naw!"
"Leave 'em alone!"
"Unh Unh...get em up, get em up!"
The glasses never get put down.
They're watching and half assedly trying to get out the way.
Men come out of nowhere to move the chair out the way.
"Get away from the wall!"
"Why are y'all pulling hair?"
"Go over there. Go over there, sh*t!"
"Go that way! There ya go. There ya go!"
"Get away from the wall!"
"Ya'll are gonna put a hole in my sh*t!"
Someone finally breaks it up when the wall is back in danger.
"Y'all paying for that wall, just to let you know..."
"Unplug that PlayStation! Unplug that Play..."
(Holds up hair from off the floor) "Is this yours?"
"B*tch I ain't taught you to whoop no ass like that."
"Unplug that PlayStation!"
They're standing three feet from each other...and NOW they've cooled off. The sounding lady in the room is the damn instigator. If I close my eyes, that's my Aunt Frieda. She can commentate and direct fights, but she always stays a safe distance away.
Ooooh, They Fighting! Damn Shame.
Black Women Are On It
So what are you trying to say, Mary?
Mary J. Blige graces the cover of Vibe magazine's February issue, making this her record-breaking ninth cover feature - the most for any celebrity in Vibe's 15-year history. When the topic of beauty came up in the interview, Blige said: "I've never looked at myself as the most beautiful girl. I can't do Beyonce, hair blowing in the video. Halle Berry is just freaking gorgeous. There are some women who have this thing, so feminine and strong. I have none of those. My features don't call for me to be a glamour girl. I have to use my personality."
So Mary, are you saying that Beyonce is beautiful 
but has no personality? WE CANNOT HAVE THAT UP IN HERE!!
Don't sell yourself short, Mary. You both can't let go of that blonde hair, have warped ideas of your attractiveness and vocal abilities, dress tackily and can't talk worth a damn. As far as I'm concerned, Mary J. Blige and Beyonce are sisters in Christ.
Me and you must neva part, ma kee da da...
Speaking of the Queen of Depressed Hip Hop Soul...
I can only think that she must work hard to keep her neck strong for all of those head caps and wiglets she wears professionally and has to keep her throak strong for all that strain sanging she does to be involved in purchasing steroids.
Mary J. Blige, 50 Cent, Timbaland and Tyler Perry (WTF?) Accused of Abusing Steroids (Link)
BET? Honors? Thefu*kouttahere.
The annual oxymoron awards took place and I don't know why people still bother, but still...these people showed up and the wonk eye in the air was strong...
The #1 PSA against flucking yourself up for a man:
Puffy Jr.?
Who does these kids look like?
Apparently, a duck and a squirrel make chubby Asian babies.
