You all know I like to keep everyone informed of the flcukery that goes on in America and this time is no different.
Some things are sad, some things are funny. This is sad and funny.
Have you ever been a first-hand witness to something like this? These are my Chicago folks on any given weekend. (LINK)
The comments from the people witnessing this is PURE GOLD.
For those who cannot view, I give you screenshots and a running dialogue/commentary.
A bunch of grown women sitting in a bedroom. Some are sippin on vodka...
"You calling mother*** saying I'm dissing your grandma..."
"You shouldn've said nothing to my grandmother..."
Then the dare from lady in the orange...
"You think you can whoop my ass?"
BAM!
"Oh, sh*t! Oh, shit!"
"Don't break nothing!"
"Wait a minute!!! My table!"
"Ooh, y'all put a hole in my wall, oh hell naw!"
"Leave 'em alone!"
"Unh Unh...get em up, get em up!"
The glasses never get put down.
They're watching and half assedly trying to get out the way.
Men come out of nowhere to move the chair out the way.
"Get away from the wall!"
"Why are y'all pulling hair?"
"Go over there. Go over there, sh*t!"
"Go that way! There ya go. There ya go!"
"Get away from the wall!"
"Ya'll are gonna put a hole in my sh*t!"
Someone finally breaks it up when the wall is back in danger.
"Y'all paying for that wall, just to let you know..."
"Unplug that PlayStation! Unplug that Play..."
(Holds up hair from off the floor) "Is this yours?"
"B*tch I ain't taught you to whoop no ass like that."
"Unplug that PlayStation!"
They're standing three feet from each other...and NOW they've cooled off. The sounding lady in the room is the damn instigator. If I close my eyes, that's my Aunt Frieda. She can commentate and direct fights, but she always stays a safe distance away.
