Every single thing about the closing night of the Democratic National Convention last night was the shizzzznit!
Donate, Register, Vote, Dammit!
OBAMA... F*** YEAH!
Mo Mo Drama
Everyone claims to hate drama, but we all feed on it. If something goes down, I'm right there snacking on Twizzlers and taking notes. 
That being said, we (myself and my lovely readers) can be some dramatical asses when we wanna be.
Since it has just made a year since most of us have been in exile from YBF, what has been the most memorable piece of drama that has transpired through either the days at Young, Black and Fabulous, Suga Say What? or here at MeikiSquared.Be civil...
Didn't somebody say that their boyfriend's roomate would have sex on her boyfriend's bed, but the boyfriend didn't change the sheets right away and she knew that and would sleep in his bed anyway?
Stop Smelling Yourself
SolAngel, darling, forget the fact that if you weren't related to ECNOYEB, your ass would be a meter maid for the city of Houston, Texas by now. Your singing is average at best, so please don't think you're being granted all of these interviews because OMG U SO TALENTED! They all just want to see ECNOYEB's sister is doing before she goes back to waxing her big sis' bikini line for cable money.
So Solange, baby, don't bite the media hand that is entertaining your crap right now.
"I Married My Brother"
Now I've heard of brother/cousins and sister/cousins where two siblings procreate with one individual making their offspring both siblings and cousins (Randy and Germaine Jackson!), but I have never heard husband/brother or wife/sister. When your papa is a rolling stone and has several families scattered around the area imagine what his children have to do to avoid this:
>[Strawberry Letter 23 - Steve Harvey Show - Whole letter here...]
...My husband, however, got in touch with his father and made arrangements to meet up with him when we went home for our family reunion. They decided to meet up at the park where the reunion was to be held because they felt that was a neutral spot. We went home for the family reunion in May.. To my surprise, my father was there. Even though I hadn't seen him in almost 16 yrs, I knew it was him. I remembered the goal me and my husband had set for ourselves so I agreed to go somewhere and talk with him as long as we remained in the park. After about 45 minutes of catching up, I finally asked him what he was doing at the park on that day of all days. He mentioned that he was there to meet someone special in his life. I figured it was probably just another women. Just then, my husband walked up and said, I see you met my father. At that point, I did pass out (literally). I woke up in the hospital a couple of hours later. After a week, my husband went back to Chicago. I remained in our hometown with my mother. I was not ready to face all the issues on my plate and I couldn't just go back to Chicago with my husband/brother. After 3 mons, I am absolutely confused about what to do. Even though we have only been married for 2 years, we have been together for almost 5. I can't imagine my life without him. However, I get sick to my stomach when I think about the fact that I have been sleeping with my brother for so long. I know deep down it isn't really our fault. I mean we did everything right. I know the obvious thing to do is divorce him. But that is easier said than done. I am not torn between divorce and my religious beliefs because we got married under false pretenses. My problem is, I am torn between doing the obvious thing and dealing with all these emotions at the same time. Please tell me what to do. I don't think I have anymore tears left to cry.
I think it's easier said than done to just divorce the guy, but what should she do?
Twattery
Sometimes, when I think about what goes on in this world, I shout out to the heavens, FOR ONCE, WON'T SOMEONE, ANYONE, PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE WOMEN!
Thank you, random simpering black woman wearing your hair in lil girl curls on CNN.
Thank you for crying for the mythical legend of Hillary Clinton on national televison and for making yourself look like a fucking jackass in the process.
You're an inspiration.
I hope you and Harriet Christian have a grand old time hanging out together November 2nd not voting for the Democratic ticket -- right before she calls the police and has you arrested for looking suspicious.
Shattering Myth #232477.61
Putting tittays prominently on display does not distract from an otherwise fcuked up situation.
Oh, Goodie!
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns coming to a television near you.
I have just begun to get sucked into watching Tyler Perry's House of Payne weekly on TBS, so I don't know how I feel about this yet.
TBS has ordered a new sitcom “Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” after the success of 100 episodes of “House of Payne.”Read More......
The station is a bit more cautious this time, ordering just 10 episodes for January 2009. Then again, the release implies that this 10-episode run of “Meet the Browns” could mean more episodes forthcoming if it does well.
According to a press release:
“Meet the Browns” stars David Mann as Leroy Brown, a character who earlier this year was featured in Perry’s hit film of the same name.  He has also appeared in several episodes of “House of Payne” on TBS. Perry’s new series begins after Brown inherits a dilapidated house from his deceased father.
Angela Bassett, who was in the original film, won’t be joining the new crew.
“House of Payne” has 26 new episodes set starting in December with production beginning in September. [AJC]
Stuntin' Is A Habit
In Touch Magazine recently interviewed reality star New York (aka Tiffany Pollard) about her her Hollywood estate where she gives a tour of her favorite rooms. It seems lovely, but I have to make one small observation:
[Real Gossip 101]
Um, that ain't her damn house.
I know whoring for the cameras is popular these days, but I seriously doubt it pays estate-type money.
Six weeks a pop is the most someone would get out of VH1 and when they stop embarrassing that person and their entire race, they send their asses packing.
Ask Flavor Flav. Sharing that bunk bed with his mama must be a bitch.
Do We Really Want Another One of These?
George W-uh Drunk at the Olympics!
The look on her face is priceless! Please make sure you vote the Obama Way.
Please Explain This One For Me
I haven't done one of these posts in a while, but I has to be declared...
John Legend Is NOT sexy.
He purses his lips a wee bit too hard to be taken seriously, yet he takes himself too seriously to think he's the black Frank Sinatra or something. Anyways, he's a bit too into the Beckys.
Besides, those Nut Cutta™ slacks he specializes in are more than my delicate sensibilities can take.
If you think Johnny Boy Legend is sexy, WHY?
Please feel free to add members to the "They're Lying To You/Sexy Ain't Never Been Your Friend" list.
A Priceless Occasion
I'm sorry that I don't have time to post the fifty-leven wedding pictures of Melinda Williams and Derrick "D-Nice" Jones.
Check them out here (cute):
Real Gossip 101
If I saw a pic of our favorite blog troll Priceless (The Candy Girl) cheesing in the background of these wedding photos, I would've fell.the.fvck.out!
--If you don't know who Nicole "Priceless Candy Girl" Price is, don't worry, she's nobody, but swears up and down that she is. She's supposedly in PR and loves to brag her ass off. Her biggest client around last year was Derrick "D-Nice" Jones. Sista girl really thought she was wowing folks throwing that out there every 30 minutes. I guess Humpty wasn't available.
I miss The Candy Girl and The Comeback Girl. I would suggest that we go pay them a visit and say a kind word, but I forgot all of our asses got banned from their sites. Awwwww. Now what is we gon do?
I Didn't Need Your Permission, But Thanks Anyway
"Teen" Beyonce: “If you ever meet me and I have a little attitude just slap me, slap me right back into shape.”
She ain't said nothing but a word. **Starts playing Rocky workout music.**
**bad habit** **bad habit**
I forgot I stopped my hating ways. I stan full-time for de Queen!
i WeSH u bItcHez w001d tRI tA TucH mI BEE!
The Baddest Chick In The Game
Check out Michelle Obama from the Democratic National Convention last night.
And my goodness, if you like your blood pressure the way it is, please do not watch the "news" at any time. Ever.
WWYSAD: What Would Your Scary Ass Do?
Neighbor Says They Ignored Dying Woman's Screams
(who's gonna admit that?)
Neighbors ignored a dying woman's cries for help early Saturday morning in New York City, newspapers report.
Ebony Garcia, 21, was stabbed after midnight at her cousin's apartment in College Point, N.Y.
A neighbor tells the Daily News that she collapsed on the sidewalk and screamed for help from neighbors and passing cars. Newsday says at least three people eventually called police, but it was too little too late.
Garcia died after police found her "lying in a pool of blood," the N.Y. Post reports. "One neighbor said she heard Garcia screaming for 35 minutes but ignored the cries because she thought the victim was drunk," the paper says.
Homicide detectives are hunting for the woman's ex-boyfriend.
I told ya'll about the time two weeks ago when my neighbor across the street's home was "burgularized" during a blackout and how he was giving us the side-eye for not witnessing it.
Now I'll sit in the window and give the police the height, weight, eye color and date of the last communion of anybody if I see them out doing something they're not supposed to. Although, if I heard someone screaming out in bloody horror, I'd probably have to freeze for a minute to figure out just what in the hell I'd do next. All I'm saying is, don't count on me in an emergency. [USA Today]
I told ya'll about the time two weeks ago when my neighbor across the street's home was "burgularized" during a blackout and how he was giving us the side-eye for not witnessing it.
Now I'll sit in the window and give the police the height, weight, eye color and date of the last communion of anybody if I see them out doing something they're not supposed to, although, if I heard someone screaming out in bloody horror, I'd probably have to freeze for a minute to figure out just what in the hell I'd do next. All I'm saying is, don't count on me in an emergency. Read More......
People On Message Boards Need To Stop...
LMBAO! I'm inclined to believe the first one, though.
Re: Keyshia Cole
Molested By Keyshia Cole
Just thought I'd share with ya'll.... I was out in Vegas a few months ago with this basketball player and Keyshia and one of her friends I thik her name was Kim came to hang out at the house with us. Me and Key clicked.. like we were long lost best friends...
For 3 days we hung out.. drank, laughed, smoked, clubbed.. I had given her my cell nymber, e-mail addresses.
On my last night there we had a lil party at the house.. Me and Key were standing face to face talkin and joking around.. Someone asked for gum and I said "I have some in my purse".. I leaned over to get my purse off the couch and someone stuck their hand up and under my dress and "goosed" me.. I spun around gettin ready to smack the man who did it.. and it wasnt a man.. it was Key.. She was dying laughing.. I was instantly red faced and embarressed!!
I went up to the bathroom to compose myself. and she came in right behind me and tried to kiss me. I politely told her it was "not that typa party with me".. she said "Dont knock it til you try it mama".. I was shook... She had me in the corner of the bathroom, she then pulled down her wife beater and let loose the midgets she was hiding in her shirt... I scooted outta the corner and headed to the kitchen where there were more people and figured it would b safe.. NOPE.. she was right up my ass like a wedgie.. She was telling me how she wanted to be my "sugar mama" and all... I was thinkin.. "Shit, I already gave her all my contact info", and I wish I hadnt. Long story, short... I have a new cell phone number and e-mail address...
RE: Jay-Z and Beyonce
Beyonce and Jay-Z Propositioned Me For Threesome
At an event, one of the couples representatives approached me regarding a threesome with the couple. I was a little put off at the boldness of the request, so I said I would think about it.
The rep gave me his contact info and a deadline for my decision.
Umm...is this how the couple goes about getting participants in the bedroom, via their rep?
I didnt post this anon, because I am pretty sure I am not the only one who got the offer that night. How often do they do this to ladies? Seems pretty suspect.
I am still debating whether or not I will participate.....
Shout out to Lipstick Alley, just so you know that I did not come up with these!
You're Not Accomplished If They're Not Calling You Geigh
Uh huh, here we go again. Guess what the interwebs are saying this little blind item belongs to (the first part):
According to Kenneth In the 212, a reader responded with this note:
Kenneth,
I read your story about the closeted actor who raped a former boyfriend. All of the names listed were wrong, it was actually Will Smith. You and Page 6 were wrong about some of the other details as well. The former boyfriend did report Will to the Lost Hills Sherrifs Department. The payoff was done to keep him from pressing charges. The charges were indeed dropped. The former boyfriend also needed surgery because his anus had a small split called a fisure after the incident.
To set the record straight, it wasn’t rape, it was more of rough play that the two played on many occasions. It got out of hand and Will didn’t stop. He’s not a rapist but he and his wife both live a life filled with lies. They don’t have sex with each other or in thier home. They live in Hidden Hills but they have a seperate home in nearby Agoura Hills just for sex with others. If this world were more accepting of gay people, I think Will and Jada would be living happy, honest lives with other people. On a final note, I was one of Will’s boyfriends for a while. I think we all get a max of 4 months and then he moves on.
Kevin
Do you believe it?
Who needs more people in this saga?
Why the fvck are people so obsessed with the love lives of Will and Jada? I don't think they're that interesting in that respect. Now, Tisha Campbell and Duane Martin? Just knowing how he gets aroused by a cantaloupe wearing mascara is what I'm DYING to know. That and how he keeps her head.....nevermind.
JoJo Hailey Falls the Fvck Out On Stage
K-Ci and JoJo, formerly of Jodeci, were giving a concert in Australia last night and for some reason, JoJo passed out on stage, hitting the floor hard while K-Ci continued to sing.
They later explained to the audience that JoJo was exhausted from the flight to Australia.
Wasn't Jojo supposed to be the "together" Jodeci member?
Watch for the thump around the 1:52 mark:
You know it was the crack fumes from the sweat pores of K-Ci's chest overwhelmed him.
And why hasn't K-Ci's infant-chested ass owned a shirt for about 15 years now?
Fantasia, come and get your cousins.
Party and Bullsh*t
Since I got my very first royalty (or whatever they call it) cheque for running this rag, I'm in a rare good mood.
Whoever does the best job captioning these pics (which can be kinda tough) will get a gift card at the store of their choice.*
*Certain restrictions apply. Like if the store don't got gift cards to offer, you can't choose it.
There's a prize on the line!
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Oh My Gawwwwwwwwwwd!
WTF is this thing?!?!
It's got abs, yet a pregnant belly and a baby toe for a navel.
Seriously, I'm nauseous.
Just How Much Is Too Much?
This don't make no damn sense...
I'm sizeable in other ways, but I just don't think I could walk around carrying a thing like that.
Does it give you back trouble?
How do you find jeans?
And some men just have on-the-street harassment down to an artform for regular asses, so I can't imagine having a larger-than-life wagon.
We're black women (for the most part), so I guess I'm asking, is the booty sometimes a burden?
Just A Taste
I'm so excited! After a long dryspell he fuckery that is All The Parties is back!
Here is just a taste of what we have in store for Party and Bullsh*t tomorrow.
How do you have a camel toe and a moose knuckle?
