My Funny Valentime

Happy Valentine's Day from La La Vazquez

Here's a little treat for the mens...

La La Vazquez (is that her real name?) struts it for the Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue in a spread featuring sports wives *snort*. (LINK)

How long have she and Carmelo been engaged? I think Sisqo was on top of the charts when they first started.





















A few points:

I'm sooooooooo mad at the shoes.

I'm mad at her feet in those shoes.

I'm mad at that "swimwear".

I'm mad her torso is 3.6" long.

I'm mad that this is supposed to be sexy.