Don't Vote Your Twat This Year

And they say only men think with their genitals.


When Hillary Clinton thought she had the 2008 Democratic nomination and thus the presidency sewn up, she promised a lot of favors to a lot of people. The arrival of Barack Obama threw one hell of a monkey wrench into the plan and all of the mudslinging, lying and race-baiting in the world by Clinton couldn't work to thwart Obama. Now, Hillary Clinton has assembled old gutter rat hags in her image to do her bidding.





Stick a fork in me! I'm so flucking done with these wenches!


If you're a so-called Democrat who plans to sit out the general election or vote for John McCain because your candidate loses... (do not read further on if this does not describe you...)


Fuck you, you dirty bastard! Fuck the crooked crack of your ass, fuck the way you breathe, fuck your good eye, fuck the side of the bed you sleep on! Fuck your white Keds, fuck your Dodge Caravan, fuck your recipe for Manwich and green bean casserole! Fuck your pissy ass bedsheets, fuck your fake ass anger , fuck your sense of entitlement! Fuck your pet parrot, fuck your toothbrush, fuck your bitch ass for not having all of this fervor back in 2000! Yes, you, motherfucker! You want play around and be spiteful while this country is overdue for real answers and real solutions?! Just fuck yourself so the rest of us can move the fuck on!

And knowing what John McCain likes to call is own wife, I hereby nominate a name for all Democrats planning to vote for John McCain if their candidate loses:

Cunts for McCain







[Related: Twats are somewhat appeased, still pathetic]

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Prom and Bullsh*t

Who says Halloween is the only occasion where there's an excuse for females to dress slutty without any repercussions?

These days, prom is the place show up and show your ass...literally.

I have to give these young people credit, though. This prom was an exercise in frugality. They got creative and used old foil, bedsheets, curtains, diaper lining, etc., to create their prom ensembles. Nowadays, going to JC Penney is for the birds!

Thanks, JR (I think)!



The one on the left is using an old pair of draws as a garter belt.




It's good that he's comfortable in his sexuality, but his ass is evil for stealing his baby's hair beads to show out at the prom. And you know he ain't giving them back.



I don't think that's a real student. This woman looks pre-menopausal.




That satin sheet tail feather dress is more distracting than the girl wearing a suit.




Big Mama's gonna make her pick a switch for cutting up her good bed spread.




When she came home from the prom, her mama made her roll that 'luminum foil right back onto the roll.




She sewed in a screen to keep away the mosquitoes. Damn, that's smart as hell.




Although they look like Mexican hat dancers, they saved a lot of money to rent a limo by making those dresses from Fingerhut sateen pillow cases.




I didn't know Satan designed a formal collection.




Sadly, the only person wearing a decent formal dress is showcasing multiple stab wounds.

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Give It Up One Way Or Another

Other than Hillary Clinton, I'll tell you who else doesn't believe in signs...




Kelly Rowland.


All arrows are pointing to for this girl to enroll in the nearest Medical Transcription course and learn a trade, but sadly, she still insists on making this music thing happen.

I thought someone throwing an object at her head during a performance was the low light of her week and then this happens:


Technical Failure Ruins Kelly Rowland Performance

Kelly Rowland's rendition of the American National Anthem left 80,000 soccer fans in agony on Wednesday night, after a technical glitch turned her singing into a high-pitched garbled mess.

The former Destiny's Child star was flown to London at the last minute to kick off a friendly match between the USA and England at the British capital's Wembley Stadium.

But the sound system at the new venue failed as soon as she started singing, and left the famous Stars and Stripes anthem virtually unrecognizable.

A matchgoer tells WENN, "She looked like she was really struggling to stay in tune. The PA system seemed to drop out at times and the high notes were really terrible. People were covering their ears."

I won't fault Kelly too badly, I've had difficulty following signs in the past. It was only three months ago that I realized Ne-Yo isn't really geigh.

He isn't right?

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Stunt Booty

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I thought that when someone wears ass pads and whorish makeup in your likeness, it's the highest form of flattery.

Apparently, Kim Kardashian doesn't think so. Kimmy is lashing out against a Houston party-goer (who has been featured a few times in the Party and Bullsh*t posts) that earns money posing as the real Kim at night clubs.

Said Kim Kardashian via her blog:

"I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans. A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission - and you know who you are - and taking a look-a-like to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains - refusing to meet or speak to anyone. The truth is, I was not in Houston this week and have no plans to come to Texas until the end of June. "Houston, I love you and I'm sorry!!!! Please spread the word about these con artists!" [Starpulse]

I don't pay attention to Kim's ditzy ass like that and even I know that's not her. But I've got to know how much Fake Kim makes per appearance and if Reggie's slow ass would know the difference between the two.

Looking like a bloated Yasser Arafat.

What I'm concerned with is the person who is going around impersonating the high school version of me. It officially got out of hand when my blogging buddy Jhazzai thought this person was really me. You will know immediately that this person is not me because my hair roller game was way tighter than that.

I don't appreciate it and please believe that I will kick some ass when I run into this person! You can't duplicate perfection!

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Share Your Shame

Since we missed Confession Wednesday yesterday, we should lay out our deepest, darkest shame out today. I'll start...






I fell asleep yesterday evening and when I woke up, Tyler Perry's House of Payne was showing.









I watched it.
















AND I LIKED IT!












I gotta go now! I'm so 'shamed!

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Meet Rundu's Mr. June 2008

Matt Baker, personal trainer.









[View Introductory Video Here] --Gratuitous dook shots, so um, NSFW.


Rundu bounced back nicely with this one. I was definitely not feeling Mr. May (NSFW) with his finger wave braids.

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R. Kelly Is Illiterate And Other Things That I'm Not Too Shocked About

R. Kelly's younger brother, Carey Kelly gave an interview to The Wendy Williams Experience last Friday centering around parts of his family history and what he knows about R-uh and his um...habits. At first, I thought Carey may have been trying to ride the coattails of the R. Kelly scandal in order to boost his name and his career, but after listening to this interview, I think Carey is being genuine and is just a spectator in all of this mess just like the rest of us.



Here are the highlights:

R. Kelly's defense attorneys tried to assert that it was Carey Kelly and not his famous brother on the sex tape with the underage girl. After R. Kelly let his defense attorneys go along with pursuing the accusation and did not stand up for him, Carey became highly pissed.

When R. Kelly's mother was diagnosed with cancer and in the hospital, Kelly allowed his mother to stay within the county hospital which offered sub-standard care. When their mother died, she was buried with a cheap headstone. News which is surprising when you realize how much music Kelly has written regarding the great woman his mother was.

Carey Kelly's daughter was "stomped" by a group of teenage girls who were upset that her father spoke out against R. Kelly to the media.

Carey Kelly says that his brother Robert has extreme control issues in his professional and personal life and that can factor in his attraction to younger, controllable women.

R. Kelly is functionally illiterate. I believe that. Have you ever survived sitting through an interview he's given? Damn, I cannot find the most perfect example of this--when he gave an interview to BET's Ed Gordon following the release of the sex tape, I thought I tuned into Buckwheat guest hosting for Donnie Simpson on Video Soul.






Part 2



Part 3

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All I'm Saying Is...

This





Begat This

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You Know Meik's Right

I was wrong. I thought that this year's presidential race had us all discussing race and our prejudices more freely. Apparently, the relationship of Usher and the former Tameka Foster is bringing blacks and their issues with race to the forefront.


Reading Necole Bitchie, I was reminded of this quote by the then Tameka Foster that was given to Essence magazine:


"We [black women] don’t like ourselves. If I were Hispanic, Usher would have the sexiest wife alive. If I were mixed, he’d have the sexiest wife alive. But he has a black girl, and it’s like, ‘She’s horrible and she’s ugly!’"



Yes, Tameka, yes!


Some people think you're unattractive just because you're not light-skinned.


Damn shame!

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Seriously?

I have a fashion-related question that's been laying heavily on my heart.


Is it even possible in the nightclub scene to properly display tittay vents?

I've searched high and low, but so far it's proven truly difficult to give an affirmative response to this question.








And no, this does not pass.






So, what is it?

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Not Waiting For The $1 Movie This Time

There really have not been many good movies out lately to justify paying the ticket prices. Personally, I only go to theaters when a movie calls out to me. The Strangers and The Happening have been ringing my direct line. I love a scary/suspenseful movie and I watched these trailers last night and I was seriously afraid to go to sleep. It's a damn shame when you barricade yourself in your bedroom. If something goes bump in the night, everybody else be damned! I'm out!




This is supposedly based on true events, so it's got my attention.

Summary:

Lock the doors. Assume you're safe.

The horrifying events that took place in the Hoyt family's vacation home at 1801 Clark Road on Februay 11, 2005, are still not entirely known.

Champagne. Rose Petals. Candelight. It was supposed to be a night of celebration for Kristen McKa (Liv Tyler) and James Hoyt (Scot Sppedman). But after leaving a friend's wedding reception and returning to the houe, everything had collapsed for the happy couple.

Then came a 4 a.m. knock on the door and a haunting voice.

Is Tamara here?

[The Strangers Movie] Opening Friday, May 30th.






M. Night Shyalaman's films are hit or miss, but I'm hoping that this is a good one.


[The Happening Movie] Opening Friday, July 13th.


Is Iron Man or Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Crystal Skull any good? What else should be seen? I'm still waiting on Pootie Tang 2: Pootie Nights.

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Why Would They Get Turned Down?

Many women have found themselves in similar situations with overzealous a-holes, but in this story, "trying to holler" goes too far.

Susan Jacobson | [Orlando Sentinel]
May 23, 2008



Mildred Beaubrun and two girlfriends had just ended a night of partying at Club Firestone early Monday when they stopped at a 7-Eleven on Colonial Drive for some gas and something to drink.

Three or four men in a silver or gray Chevrolet HHR also stopped at the store and followed the young women when they pulled away in a dark-blue Nissan Maxima about 3 a.m.

"Hey, baby, what's your phone number?" they called out as the cars traveled west through Orlando.

Then the banter grew more aggressive. The men threw a T-shirt, then an AA battery, at the Nissan. One of the women threw a broken cell-phone charger back. At one point, the HHR swerved into the Nissan's lane and tried to run the car off the road.

When the Nissan turned north on John Young Parkway, the HHR followed. Then, at Princeton Street, a shot rang out. Shrapnel flew as the bullet pierced the door and struck 18-year-old Beaubrun, who was sitting in the back seat.

Since the shooting, which damaged her spine and lung, Beaubrun has been unconscious at Orlando Regional Medical Center. She had surgery to remove part of her lung. No one is sure that she'll wake up, let alone walk again.

Since the shooting, which damaged her spine and lung, Beaubrun has been unconscious at Orlando Regional Medical Center. She had surgery to remove part of her lung. No one is sure that she'll wake up, let alone walk again.

"I want them to catch these people who did that to my daughter," said Beaubrun's mother, Mireille Jeanlouis, her eyes red-rimmed from crying and lack of sleep. "I don't want them to do that to someone else."

Police have pieced together what happened early Monday from the two young women who went clubbing with Beaubrun on Sunday night. The men in the car have not been found.



Looking for suspects

On Thursday, police released sketches of two suspects who were riding in the front seat of the HHR. One or two more men sat in back, but the teens did not get a good-enough look for a description.

Through the week, Beaubrun's family has been keeping a near-24-hour vigil at her bedside in an intensive-care unit. Aunts, uncles and cousins have been streaming in from Naples, Beaubrun's hometown, Atlanta and as far away as California. Her grandmother barely leaves her room.

Jeanlouis and Beaubrun's aunt, Margaret Francis, recalled happier times Thursday. They described Beaubrun as an outgoing, generous young woman who works as a Winn-Dixie cashier, loves to write poetry and go shopping and dreams of becoming a nurse.

"She said, 'Mommy, I like to help people,' " Jeanlouis said as she held Mildred's Mickey Mouse ring, still inside a plastic emergency-room pouch.


'A 50-50 chance'

Now her daughter's survival is in doubt.

"It's a 50-50 chance," Francis said.

Orlando police Detective Mike Moreschi, who is investigating the case, said the shooting ranks high on the list of cold, cowardly crimes he has seen.

"These girls didn't pose a threat" to the men, Moreschi said. "If their goal was to scare them, they did that without firing a gun. It was just totally senseless."

Her family members say they believe Beaubrun can feel their love and support and is drawing on that strength to recover.

"She's going to make it," Francis said. "She's a fighter."

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Usher, Why You Mad, Son?

Between this and Vannessa Bryant cussing folks out repeatedly in the presence of her two children, I don't know what the hell is going on.

Love. Does that make them craaaaazy? Possibly.


Usher damn near lost his damn mind on yesterday's TRL talking about his new album Here I Stand. He then saw this as an opportunity to take up and take up hard for his wife Tameka. I know he got to be on top that night when he got home.

MeikiSquared is taking up a collection to buy Usher a cookie that he so desperately needs as congratulations for being asomewhat decent human being.

@ 2:18 mark:
Usher: I love my wife very,very much. A little rumor earlier this week about us separating, it ain't true, we in love **flashes ring on finger**. Get out of there!


Host: Well, in a few, fans are going to get a chance to, uh, ask Usher some...


Usher: Matter of fact, I'm tired of people continuing to talk so much trash about me, you know what I'm saying? Me and my relationship. My wife is not 40 years old. I love her to death and I'm a black strong man in America standing up for my people as a...as a man to my wife, to my son, to my family. I'm making a stand that a lot of us should make! I could've been like any other man who would have a child and ya know, live with that woman and continue to just play the game...

...but you know, differently, I'm trying to do it the right way. This is the way you should do it. Pay attention fellas.


Host: **visibly pissed and finally regaining control** That's it! And there's nothing left to say and a few fans are gonna to get the chance to ask Usher a couple of personal questions. Today we're showing you videos that made his...


Usher: OH, AND MY WIFE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME FIRING MY MOTHER OR NOTHING LIKE THAT!


Host: Wow...


Usher: THAT'S TRASH! THAT'S TRASH. I HEAR YA'LL TALKIN' CRAZY OUT THERE. SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN!


Usher: STOP! STOP TALKING! AND I LOVE HER!

STOP IT!


Host: Goodnight everybody!...


Usher: I'm not done! Can I say something else?

May 27, 2008
by 2008co2008

Um, okay. So much going on here. Usher started ranting on this tangent about gossips getting his wife Tameka's age wrong. Okay, so she ain't 40 years old. 42? He began defending his relationship against rumor mills and then started explaining how he's a stand-up black man and how he is an example for all men who knock up their chicks.

And then he started bringing up old ish from back in the days when FUBU was still in style. That's when he lost me.

Daaamn, Ursh, we know your new album sucks, but is this the best way to deflect from that fact?

Here you go Usher, for doing what you're supposed to do and for being an example to my future sons...

((slow clap))

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Mama's Been Humpin' Around

Tina Knowles gives an interview centered around motherhood. Whatever.

In the beginning of the video she states that she is the mother of three, grandmother to one. When I came across this video, it was said that "cousin"Angela Beyince is actually Tina's daughter from another relationship.

This makes a lot of sense. When Matthew came home with Kelly (Rowland-Knowles), Tina must've said "EFF IT!" and got her swerve on then returned to their marital home with a parting gift, Angela, who would become perpetual handmaiden to the royal seed Beyonce.

You be the judge but you don't have to because you know that's her daughter.




Did Tina say, "zample"?! Beyonce got it honestly.

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Would You Kindly Sat Your Ass Down?

So you mean the entire Flavor of Love series was an exercise in complete and utter bullshit from its inception?


I don't want to live anymore!

Flavor Flav proposes marriage to his child's mother.

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Enjoy and Reflect This Memorial Day

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Party And Bullsh*t

The beautiful people of New York City, Atlanta and Houston.


**I'd like to apologize in advance because these folks have really been lacking in the fuckery department lately.**



All I'm saying is....don't drink out the same glass as her.




The one in the middle looks like a sunburned albino.




Where did she buy that scuba-skin freakum dress?




If your sides are raggedy as hell, don't go showing it off.




Were they using her face for B.B. gun practice?




It was "Show Your Handicap Sticker Drink 1/2 Off Night" that night.





Don't comb your hair with a brick next time.




There is a whole section of gum missing in there.




He tucks it in well under that dress.




This is the type of haircut they give mental patients.




She created that wig out of scraps from the shower drain.




Her bra just said, "F*ck it!"





WHO IS THIS BISH?!! WHOEVER SHE IS, I'M FORMING THE MEIKISQUARED POSSE TO GO OUT TO HOUSTON AND KICK HER GOOFY LOOKING ASS!

There's misguided and then there's plain ol' retarded.

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It's Hater Friday...You Know What To Do

That is the stupidest looking tattoo I've ever seen.

(That's not hate, though.)

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Oh, Kelly!

That crazy kid!

Kelly Rowland was forced to wait 10 years (17-27(!)) for a boob job by her mother. (Which mother, she doesn't say). In addition, Rowland insists she only got the implants to make her clothes fit better.


That was the only reason you got the implants, huh Kelly? If it's one thing that I know, it's that designers don't make clothing for tall, skinny, flat-chested folks.

Kelly Rowland was forced to wait 10 years to have a boob job after her mother dampened her teenage plans to go under the knife.

The R&B beauty underwent breast enlargement surgery last year to boost her modest A-cup to a B-cup, because she was fed up with her clothes not fitting her properly.

She adds, "It was something I didn't really think that people would notice, but I guess it's kinda noticeable! But then, the thing is, I felt that I couldn't lie, and I felt like I didn't have to lie, because now it's like going to get your teeth cleaned! It's just as simple as that, and I don't think that it's something that should be a feature or headline for the story; I don't think it's worth that, it's just a decision that I decided to make for myself, so I could fit my clothes better!" [StarPulse]

In other news about this child...


Kelly Rowland Revealed That She Lost 'Sex And The City Movie' Role To Jennifer Hudson

R&B star KELLY ROWLAND has been left pondering the existence of a JENNIFER HUDSON curse on her and her DESTINY'S CHILD bandmates, after losing out to the Oscar winner for a role in SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE.Hudson landed the role of Louise, the assistant to Sarah Jessica Parker's character Carrie Bradshaw, after fighting off competition from singer/actress Rowland. And the Dilemma hitmaker was stunned to hear she had lost out on the movie opportunity, because she was convinced she had it in the bag.

She tells WENN, "I can't understand it because I did a really good job at the audition, a really good job! "I hate it, and of course I feel that I should have the part, but then Jennifer Hudson's just won an Oscar, so maybe she's better for the role. But I was so bummed at that, I really wanted it." It is the second time in as many years that Hudson has triumphed over the Destiny's Child girls - in 2006, she was awarded the part of Effie White in the big-screen adaptation of musical Dreamgirls - the role Beyonce Knowles initially wanted to try out for. The Crazy In Love beauty later accepted the smaller part of Deena Jones, in a story loosely based on the rise and fall of The Supremes in the 1960s and 70s. [Hip Hossip]

Seriously, if Kelly Rowland acts fast enough, she could be able to enroll in Job Corps before the cut-off age and be able to learn a trade before the "E! True Hollywood Story' folks get holt of this and make her really look pathetic.

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R. Kelly: Bastard

Just offering a buffer on the R. Kelly drama for folks with terrible memories like myself.


Singer Sparkle, R. Kelly's former protege and backup singer identifies Kelly and the girl in the homemade sex tape as her niece who was underage at time yesterday in Chicago at the singer's trial.

R. Kelly's defense lawyer and Sparkle, whose real name is Stephanie Edwards, began shouting over one another during her cross-examination during the trial yesterday.

Before testifying, Edwards watched the videotape; during testimony she said she was sure her relative appeared on it having sex with Kelly.

"You know your blood ... you just know your family," she said.

Edwards, who was a background singer on one of Kelly's albums, testified that her relative was fond of Kelly and "took to him as a father figure."

Cross-examination of Edwards got heated, with the defense grilling her about a falling out she had with Kelly around 2000, two years after Kelly produced her debut album.

Defense attorney Ed Genson suggested Edwards — whose stage name is "Sparkle" — may have hatched a plot aimed at "getting Robert," referring to Kelly's given name.

Edwards replied with a raised voice: "Sweetie, I'm not trying to get money out of this."

"I'm not your sweetie!" Genson shouted into a courtroom microphone, the room booming. [Source]

Apparently, the alleged victim in the R. Kelly sex tape, the now 23 year-old Reshonda Landfair was in a singing group back in the mid-90's. (Only play if you want your ears assaulted.) [Via LSA]











I didn't know and I forgot half of this via the NY Post. It's long, but daaaaamn R. Kelly, you nasty bastid!

NY POST...Page Six

SHAMED singer R. Kelly has a long and sordid history of preying on underage
girls, according to a story in GQ magazine.


Among the more disturbing allegations made by writer Jim DeRogatis:


* The 14-year-old girl who had kinky sex with Kelly four years ago in a widely bootlegged amateur porn tape is his "goddaughter" Reshonda Landfair, the daughter of Kelly’s guitarist.


* When Kelly was romancing his 15-year-old protégé Aaliyah in 1994, he took her to a suburban Chicago hotel room for a quickie marriage ceremony. Kelly used a phony marriage certificate that listed her age as 18 and the two were legally hitched. The union was later annulled, and Aaliyah was sworn to secrecy and waived all civil claims against Kelly.


* Childhood friends of Kelly tell GQ that he was sexually molested by a "trusted older man from the neighborhood," which may have contributed to his abusive behavior as an adult.


While Kelly’s appetite for young girls was an open secret, if a thief hadn’t stolen a videotape from his gym bag four years ago in Chicago, he might never have been arrested, because none of the underage girls he allegedly had sex with was willing to testify against him.


"The girls Kelly had seduced were more willing to settle than to testify," DeRogatis writes.


The "well-lit and crystal clear" stolen tape shows Landfair performing oral sex on Kelly. She also has intercourse with him and calls him "Daddy." (On Kelly’s next album, "Loveland," one funky dance track is titled "Come to Daddy.")


The Landfair family refused to cooperate with police, and then took a 2
1/2-month European vacation early this year, which led to speculation they’d been paid off.


Landfair’s aunt Stephanie Edwards - who recorded under the name Sparkle on a duet with Kelly called "Be Careful" - told GQ:


"There have been too many girls to count. His whole M.O. - he stated this to me not long ago - is he likes them when they are ripe and young because he can mold them into what he wants them to be and control their minds and make them do what women ‘should’ do. He needs to get some help. He needs to be
stopped."


GQ reports Kelly settled lawsuits from two other teenage girls, and that two other cases are pending. Kelly faces 21 counts of child pornography, but authorities have been unable to indict him on the more serious charge of statutory rape without the cooperation of his victims.

R. Kelly Juror Quits Over Money Issues

A rape victim assigned to the jury in R. Kelly's child pornography trial has quit after just one day of work after learning her boss wouldn't pay her for the time she spent in court. Juror 68 asked to be excused shortly after opening statements were made in the case in Chicago, Illinois.

She told the court and her fellow jurors that judging Kelly would leave her homeless - because a loss of earnings would cause her to fall short on mortgage payments.

The unnamed woman, who told Judge Vincent Gaughan she would be able to put her own sexual experience behind her and offer fair judgment in the Kelly trial last week, has been replaced. [StarPulse]

Fishy.

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MARK YOUR CALENDARS!

THIS IS A TRULY HISTORIC EVENT!

NOTE THE DATE, TIME AND WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU CAME ACROSS THIS POST!

WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND I GUARANTEE THAT IT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!



HERE GOES...















Beyonce's weave looks really nice.

















...But that outfit is straight out of the Gitano collection.

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