Who's gonna be bobbing for balls tonight?
It Just Looks Right!
Yes it does!!
Barack the Vote
Vote For Change
Get to the Polls on Nov 4th and vote the the Obama Way or I'll kill ya!
J/K
(not really)
It's So Coooold In The M(S)...
How the fuck is we posta keep peace?
Why yall be arguing in the shout box?
Miffs
I read this message board recently where this attention tramp was bragging about being Jay-Z's jump off for a number of years.
The thing that got me was that she said Jay has an oral fixation for the na na and was a great at handling it. Other than the obvious, I was having trouble believing the skeezer because I figured that Jay-Z's abnormal lip size would make that kinda sorta difficult. You know, when his lip sits on her lip his tongue ain't got a chance. Right?
Anyway, other than making me realize that I've only known white man-type lips, I think that I believe some sexual myths out there.
So I need someone to confirm or debunk my lip theory in the comments and whoever answers needs to put up a theory about sex or the opposite sex so that another person can answer them.
Let me just save you time on this one: Shoe size =/= dick size. Don't teach your daughters that!
Confessions Wednesday
Damn, I forget about these.
These days, I cry at every damn thing. My hormones are out of whack or some shit and I don't know what to do.
This election is getting to me.
Everyone's so happy and excited and I cry when I think about it.
Even this Nike commercial gets to my ass.
**snif**
That's enough from me. Confess!
Question...
I gonna copy+paste a query from someone else because I really want to know the answer to this:
Photo is cropped for obvious reasons...but you get the idea.
Is it ever okay for a dude to have his feet up in the air during sex?
I ask because there seems to be a huge trend of A2M (Google it) going on. It seems to have once been a gay/lesbian thing, but recently crossed mainstream. And I'm slightly alarmed by it. Not in a "OMG UR TEH_GEIGH" kind of way; more like a "OMG IM NOT PUTTING MY MOUTH THERE!!!" kind of way. But I know girls who do it. And my boys describe it, and I swear they get a glaze over their eyes. They practically stand w/hands over hearts. Fuck, don't they know we JUST started licking balls last year?
I love my BF. I do. We may even get married one day. But if he ever asks me to toss his salad, I swear we're getting a divorce. I mean, I'm putting that shit in the wedding vows or something.
So!
1) Would you ever let a chick toss your salad? What if she offered to do it?
2) Have you had it done already? (I can't wait to see who'll confess to THIS!)
3) Ladies, have you ever done it?
ANONYMOUS FUNCTIONS ARE ON IN HALOSCAN (PUT "ANONYMOUS" AS YOUR NAME AND "BLANK@BLANK.COM" IN THE EMAIL SECTION TO HIDE YOUR GRAVATAR IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS).
Really.
I watched the BET Hip Hop Awards this past weekend and I stand by my earlier statement:
Young Jeezy can touch it.
That is all.
I'll be back.
Think...
I am so pissed that I voted early. I didn't know about this shit right here.
Don't be fooled.
Girl STOP It!!!!!!
...Just a Little "Sexy" on a Monday Morning...
Per Diddy's Request....
R.I.P.
Damn.
ETA: The suspect's mother really needs to sit her ass down somewhere.
They have that damn walking stereotype all over the news.
This ish Right Here…..
Apparently somebody doesn’t like to sit in traffic! John McCain’s brother called 911 because of the DMV traffic.
“He called the police emergency line because he was angry he was stuck in traffic.
The 911 call came into the City of Alexandria on Oct. 21st That's creating some buzz because it appears to come from Joe McCain, John McCain's brother.
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It's not an emergency but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up) bwahahahahaha
The complaint call about traffic on the Wilson Bridge, outrageous enough that the 911 operator called back. The voicemail on the other end, appears to belong to Joe McCain, brother of presidential candidate, John McCain.
"Hi this is Joe McCain I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very (inaudible) important political project... I hope on Nov. 4th we have elected John."”
Now I travel over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge every day to and from work and one thing you have to expect in the DMV is traffic, and I don’t like it either. But what da hell 911 gonna do? I know somewhere John McCain is shaking his head like these bytches just keep screwing up things for me. Aww well.
Barack the Vote!
Maybe It Was A Mugger... Maybe It's Maybelline
Hey, what's up?
Seriously folks, we need to watch out for our husbands, sons and brothers now because the shit has been stirred and is about to be poured slowly into the fan.
It's kind of weird that the McCain campaign is drowning in the polls and story is sent down from loser gods.
MOVE OVER JOE THE PLUMBER, HERE COMES ASHLEY THE ATTACKED!!!
Pittsburgh Police are investigating a report by a campaign volunteer for John McCain that she was mugged and the letter B was cut into her face following a robbery in Bloomfield last night.
Police say that Ashley Todd, 20, of College Station, Texas, reported that the attack occurred around 9 p.m. after she withdrew $60 from an ATM at Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street.
She said a man armed with a knife demanded her money. She gave it to him and began walking toward her car, which has McCain stickers.
Although the robber had moved away from her, he became agitated when he saw her car, punched her in the back of the head, pushed her to the ground and carved a B into her face, she reported. [Read the rest here...]
I'm inclined to believe this because it is a fact that black men have unexplainable magnetism to the white fatties.
Yet my bullshit sense is tingling...
Forget the fact that the scar is the most perfectly shaped in-the-heat-of-passion-while-the-victim-is-in-diststress assault marking ever made...
Forget that the "B" carved into her face is backwards and looks like some shit done in a mirror (when it was facing the right direction).
Forget that the "attack" occured hours before this photograph was taken, but looks like it's been fully healed by Mercurochrome miracle.
Forget the fact that Ms. Todd foreshadowed her fateful night on her Twitter page and still managed to give a shot by shot analysis on said page up until the crime unfolded...
Forget that the black eye looks like a A.D.D. teenager tried and failed at achieving the smokey eye look.
Forget that the fat bitch has a YouTube video up accusing a black man at her college of stalking her and stealing her McCain/Palin campaign posters.
Forget that the "assault" happened just out of range of any surveillance video.
Forget the fact that the alleged victim is a volunteer for the McCain campaign.
Forget the fact that this news comes the day after the The Palin's New Clothes news hit the waves.
Even forget the fact that she refused medical attention afterwards.
But is she fucking supposed to have me believe while standing on the shoulders of white wimmen giants like Susan Mofo Smith who got the world to believe that a black man would steal her two children and keep a wack ass Tercel as a bonus, the bug-eyed bitch from Georgia who ran from her wedding and managed to implicate a group phantom Mexicans, and the hoe that caused the black town of Rosewood, Florida to be burned to the ground, that all Ashley Todd could muster was to use a hard ass toenail to disfigure her face and blame it on a dyslexic black man?
Where's the innovation?
If anything, those marks on her face look like funk stripes that need the attention of Palmolive, not the po po's. If they doubt you, they won't come.
How do you expect white people to take the extra energy to act a damn fool in defense of a fat, non-blonde, white woman if she's not going to do her part to have the big scary negro take all the blame?
At best this is going to get you a mention from the dissenting whore on The View and that's about it.
And you have to live with that "B" on your face and explain it to everyone for the rest of your life.
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This ain't Nothing But The Debil!!!!
So....Last night after vigorously cleaning my castle (1 bedroom apartment) I decided to tune into America's Next Top Model, which of course had aired live 3 hours earlier... Thank Gawd for DVR!
Well after an hour of fuckery and smiling with their eyes the girls are finally shuffled into elimination. Tyra calls names 1 by 1 depending on the fieerrceeness of the pictures until she gets down to the last 2 *Que dramatic music*.
The last 2 girls standing are Elina - who some think is a beesh, being European and all, but too stunning for words despite her lack of emotion and Jocelyn - The homely black chick from the south who has been proven to take great pictures but has been slacking and making the panel question her every move...
So here I am sitting at the edge of my seat waiting for Tyra to announce who will not be traveling to Amsterdam with the rest of the beauties... On one hand I really like Elina she is a gorgeous girl... and besides the fact she is a robot she's proven to be hawt like fiyah.... BUT Jocelyn is the only black girl left and she had tried out 30 times, making her the under dog... Anyway... so I'm sitting on the edge of my seat and just before Tyra announces who gets kicked off....
MY SCREEN GOES BLACK!!!!!! Hell to tha naw! You know I'm pissed and if it wasn't almost 1AM I would have called Charter Communications and handed them their arse on a platter...
I don't play with ANTM!
After 30 minutes of forcing the BF to search for who got kicked off via Goggle I finally was at peace...
Yeah... Jocelyn got kicked off...
Fake Housewives of Atlanta
It was my plan to ignore the latest installation in the Housewives series, but this fuckery is just too good to pass up.
So, I was curious about this Bob Whitfield that linguistically impaired housewive "Sha-RAY" was married to. I don't know what exactly I was expecting, but this sholl wasn't it.
(Bob Whitfield)
Moving on. So the DeShawn Snow Foundation, huh? I thought only famous people named thier foundations after themselves, go figure....While i commend her for her efforts to help girls with self esteem issues she does seem a tad misguided. I personally have worked for a startup foundation before. It was an NFL players foundation and even he couldnt raise that kind of money in one night. You really have to put your own money into something like that until you build a name that people recognize. I didn't need to see the preview for next week to know it wasn't gonna happen as planned....Oh, and DON'T get me started on ol' girl's Gary Bussey chiclet teefus....
Why does NeNe's husband remind me of my Pop Pop, rest his soul....
Re: the token YT - And who knew you could just up and decide one day without any vocal training or talent to speak of that you were a singer. SMH. This is the problem with the industry today...
Did you watch? Discuss.....
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You probably havn't heard since the mainstream media isn't giving this too much attention, but on Saturday, Obama spoke in St. Louis under the Arch and more that 100,000 people were in attendance. This is the largest political rally EVER in the state of Missouri and the only place that more people came out to see Obama was in Berlin. GO MO!!
Yes, Meik I was in attendence! Let me just say that I have never witnessed anything like that in my life. White, Black, Mexican, Asian, old, young, cute and oogly gathered together in the spirit of hope. A sea of people moved towards the Arch grounds and every now and again someone would shout "OBAMA!" Next thing you know erbody was chanting....I swear I teared up. When Obama's motorcade rode by everybody went wild! Whoever was standing next to you was your friend that day, it was a beautiful thing. There were a few assholes outside with posters of aborted fetuses and signs that said ignorant shit like "Obama Kills Babies" but nobody gave them a hard time outside of telling them to "get a life" or "go home". Imagine how we would be abused if we dared protest at a McLame/Painin rally, but I digress.
The overwhelming message Obama delivered was one of hope and enthusisam for what this country COULD be. He wasn't negative and even made a few funnies. One thing I observed was that it appears that Obama inspires people to want to be better. I mean, people didn't even litter! If someone tried to boo or say something out of the way about McCain, the people around them checked em. Like, "Thats not what Obama's about, let's be respectful.
I've never been more proud of my city...Then I wake up this morning and Colin Powell has endorsed Obama....Take that McCain! White House, here we come! OBAMA/BIDEN 2008
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You Got A Message...
Sexy called and he don't want nothing to do with you.
She tried...
...but those knees need medical attention.
So You Have To Advertise This Now?
Ooooooohhhhh.....
The next time a male stranger comes up to you and forces your head down, say "NO! Look at the shirt, buddy!"
Edit:
Apparently, they need a female version of this shirt, too.
We Takin Ova!
If ya'll ain't heard already...if Obama wins the presidency, black people gon get Escalades, unlimited stock in Popeyes and a personal white manservant to attend to our black needs (greasing our scalp in particular).
Best of all, we is gon have our own money!
[Thanks Anon for sending this in!]
I didn't even know about this one. Thanks to whitey Diane Fedele from California's Chaffey Community Republican Women for coming up with the design of what else, a food stamp! But where the greens at, bish?
Check what she had to say about her design inspiration:
"It was strictly an attempt to point out the outrageousness of Obama's statement that he doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."
Outrageous indeed. Shame for Obama thinking he doesn't look like a wrinkly ass white man.
And of course, as a whitey, she must state the standard disclaimer whenever speaking of race:
"If I was racist, I would have looked at it through racist eyes," she said. "I am not racist, which is why it probably didn't register."
And her friend helped out.
"None of us are racists. The use of watermelon, ribs and fried chicken was innocent." she said.
"Everyone eats those foods, it's not a racial thing."
Exactly! That's why some whiteys were so concerned after Tiger Woods won his first Master's tournament that they had to mention to him:
“Just don’t bring any of that Collared Greens and Chicken up in here.”
That white man didn't say that because he's racist, he was just tired of his wife Becky making it for him every Kwanzaa.
Read complete story here - Best part: A black Republican in the group named Acquanetta being utterly shocked that Republicans are racists. Shocked, I tell you.
Enough about them. How are you gonna take adavantage and get over during the Obama presidency? C'mon, don't let whitey down. They're expecting us to show our asses. ;)
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Don't Stand On Mama's Good Value City Table
Watching this made my booty bone writhe in pain.
(Scroll to 2:45)
Thanks, Leon!
**Is this child touched in the head?**
**SFW, but Major bunt exposure. If you don't know what that is, I cannot help you.**
Bytch....Don't Get Cut
Apparently this ish went down during the TI concert the other night:
“Rihanna and Kanye hung out together after they performed their songs,” a Star Magazine snitch blabs. “Rihanna was sitting on Kanye’s lap, singing along to the music. Before long, the two were full-on kissing each other.”
“People were shocked,” the spy adds. “After a while, Rihanna must have realized people were watching, because she had her security escort her back to the dressing room.”
She must not know that I will take an umbrella and stick it up her eh-eh-eh! Tryna steal my........I mean Meik's man.
BEESH
Churchs
Being raised in the church, which equals to attending Sunday school, morning service, pastor's anniversary, the "Sanging", and rounding out the day with evening service, I've seen my share of people been touched with the Spirit. The following examples would've had the URSHER handing me some tissue because she thought I was crying but I was trying to hold my laugh in or because Granny had pinched the fire out of me for laughing.
WHY?? And then he had the nerve to ad lib at the end!! Where was Deacon Goodfellow (he's the only one who can work that bootleg audio system) to turn the mic down/off??
I know Sister Shirlene was glad she got her wig tightened the other day because if Antwang (the G is silent) got hit with a flying wig while he's performing his Icky Shuffle, it would've just kilt the spirit. Also, please note the gentleman in the red suit riding the white pony and practicing his Rundu moves @ the 1:02 mark.
Meik, if Kanye acts like this during your ceremony, I know you promised him a Filthy Lopez after your reception dinner:
Happy Birthday, Kris Janelle!!! (part II)
(sorry, no free advertisement)
I risked my health for this. You'd better like it!
Happy Birthday, Kris Janelle!!!
I found a drawing of her spitting image on the internet. Ain't it cute?!
How 'bout a 'round of applause, everybody!
KJ, go on and take a bow.
I told you I was gonna get you back for this:
Tainting my page and whatnot...
Heads Up
Monday is a new word for nigger.
[Urban Dictionary defintion #3]
Feel free to bust mouths accordingly.
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The Face Is Blurred Out, So It Must Be True
Obama is hit by 'affair' smears following claims that attractive aide was banned by his wife
Barack Obama is the target of a shadowy smear campaign designed to derail his bid for the US Presidency by falsely claiming he had a close friendship with an attractive African-American female employee.
The whispers focus on a young woman who in 2004 was hired to work on his team for his bid to become a senator.
The woman was purportedly sidelined from her duties after Senator Obama’s wife, Michelle, became convinced that he had developed a personal friendship with her.
The allegations were initially circulated in August, just two weeks before the convention at which Obama finally beat his opponent for the Democratic Party nomination, Hillary Clinton.
The woman, now 33, vigorously denies the vicious and unsubstantiated gossip.
And some Washington insiders suggested that she was the victim of an 11th-hour attempt to smear Obama by die-hard Hillary supporters.
But now the rumours have resurfaced, suggesting that they may be coming from elements in the Republican Party.
According to sources interviewed by The Mail on Sunday, the respected Los Angeles Times, the tabloid National Enquirer and the huge ABC television network have been provided with the woman’s name.
‘They said she was removed from her position and the political scene because Michelle got wind of the fact that she had a close friendship with her husband,’ the source said. ‘She disappeared, then she reappeared in the Caribbean.’
The Mail on Sunday located the woman in the Caribbean, where she now works. She denied that Mrs Obama had raised any objections to her job on the 2004 campaign.
‘No,’ she said. ‘Nothing happened. I just left ... at the end of the campaign.’
Asked about the claim that Mrs Obama accused her of having a close friendship with the Senator, she said: ‘I have no comment on anything.
‘I switched careers. That’s it. I’m a Democrat and I support Senator Obama ... I don’t have anything to say.’
She added that she emigrated to the Caribbean from the US after falling in love with the man with whom she now lives.
Senator Obama’s team did not respond to our request for comment.
But one day after we contacted Obama’s team, a London law firm informed The Mail
on Sunday that it had been retained by the woman to help her to counter the whispering campaign, which they said was ‘absolutely false’.
In the Presidential race, polls showed that with just over three weeks to go until the November 4 election, Mr Obama is leading his Republican rival John McCain.
A Newsweek poll published on Friday showed Illinois senator Mr Obama ahead of the 72-year-old Arizona senator by 52 per cent to 41 per cent.
A month ago, that poll had the two candidates tied at 46 per cent. Other polls in the most contested states have also shown a swing toward Mr Obama. He seems to have benefited as voters anxious about turmoil on Wall Street and across the globe give him higher marks for economic leadership.
Addressing a public meeting in Ohio, Mr Obama called for a plan to help small American businesses hampered by the credit crunch to get loans for operating expenses and payrolls. He urged the world’s finance ministers to take co-ordinated action to tackle the crisis.
‘In this global economy, financial markets have no boundaries. So the current crisis demands a global response,’ he said. Pushing a line of attack that seems to have helped him build an advantage, he said Mr McCain ‘doesn’t really seem to get what’s going on’ with the financial crisis.
Mr Obama mocked a McCain adviser for telling reporters amid a week of panic-selling on Wall Street that he didn’t think it made sense for the campaign to speak daily on
the markets.
‘Senator McCain’s campaign manager actually said that Senator McCain wasn’t talking about the market because there’s just not much a candidate for president can say – and they aren’t sure what he’d say each day even if he did talk about it,’ Mr. Obama said..
[Daily Mail, GTFO]
Like this bish would have feet to run to the Caribbean if Michelle had to handle that.
Extra points if you can spot WTF the actual affair was in this article!
Seriously
White people make me uncomfortable.
FYI: Bitch in the middle is Casey Anthony, the bitch that murdered her daughter, Caylee.
I am using these pics as examples because this election has a lot of people feeling comfortable enough to show their asses full crack and everything. Throughout my life, I must say that I've always felt uncomfortable having to spend extended amounts of time around white people. It's not that I am ever scared of standing out, but I usually think that when the amount of whites outnumber the number of other ethnic groups in any given situation, the unscrupulous ones feel comfortable pouncing on the people who appear different from them.
I don't know if that makes any sense, but I'm seriously whiteophobic.
Do you have reservations about white people?
**Sigh**
I'm drained. Seriously, I don't think I'll be able to survive the Beyaweh blitz this go 'round, so I'll focus on something that has been bothering me for some time now.
What is with this coy act?! You know she's boughetto as hell.
Anyway, please tell exactly when will the real Beyonce show up?! I'm taking bets.
I Promise To Watch This Show....Eventually
...It'll probably be a few years after everyone's forgotten about the hoes of Hotlanta and the women will be all reduced to sharing a tenement in Bankhead, but I will get around to being interested in Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
I'm too pre-embarrassed to get through a full hour. Even back in Feburary, I, uh, my friend Beyshawn had already predicted the worst.
I cringe when I'm uncomfortable and these posing ass heffas don't help me at all. Anyway, thanks INR for reminding me this show hasn't been canceled yet and I promise recaps after each episode, D. A....eventually.
It seems as if I'm not the only one in Atlanta cringing at this show...(although some of the following women are full of shit.):
The new reality series “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” is getting taken to the woodshed by one group in particular: The real real housewives of Atlanta.
“It was a mess — the worst representation of women in Atlanta I’ve ever seen,” said Andrea Clark, a housewife in Hampton, south of Atlanta.
“I would not want to show my face in public after that,” she added.
“I just thought it was awful,” said Sherri Caldwell, a housewife in Virginia-Highlands and author of the book “The Rebel Housewife.”
“Incredibly distasteful,” added Marie Killory, an Atlanta mother of three.
[Continue reading...]
[Former Housewives husband Keith Sweat says "Hell to the naw!" about his children being featured.]
Tell me, is this must see tv?
Pray for Him...
Somone sent me this picture and as soon as I saw it I was overcome with emotion. 
This is a man with the weight of an entire country's hopes and dreams on his shoulders. I pray that God keeps him and his family and that he gives him the strength to push on. These last few weeks leading up to the election are going to be especially messy, so everyone please. Pray for our Barak Obama.
So You Think You Can Dance?
Maybe you can, but you can't shake your jelly like they can....
How Many Of Us Have Them?
A friend of mine stopped talking to me because of ECNOYEB. Seriously. Haven't heard from him in days. Now it's no secret with anyone I know that I loves to can't stand some ECNOYEB. At the same time, I bring her up rarely if ever because I love my friends.
Anyway, he loves that person, and I don't infringe on his right to do so, so I'm always getting new music alerts, pics of her out and about and other gaggable stuff, so when he sent out screenshots of ECNOYEB's Myspace page with comments from her crazy fans (pot calling kettle black), I said something to the effect of "Look here, your new name is about to be SPAM..." He got huffy and asked what did he do. I told him that I am sick of him and that one. This was fresh after last week's debate, so the "that one" thing must've stung. Long story short, I'm short one geigh friend.
KJ and Fab, as members of the ECONYEB Lubbers Super-Elite Squad, how can you put up with me, then? He's a weakling, huh?
I wouldn't count this as a break-up. I'll give it a bit more time, but has a friend broken up with you or have you broken up with a friend over something silly?
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